Change:  One week, and Barack Obama will be the new President of the United States. I'm telling you, things are really starting to look bad for Hillary.Bill and Hillary Clinton helped drop the ball in Times Square on   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1293)

Change: The suburbs are cold also. Up in Chappaqua, Bill and Hillary accidentally got into the same bed. It's that cold. Hillary Clinton is going to be secretary of State in the Obama Administration. Well, political   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1230)

Change:  Are you excited about Hillary Clinton? It looks like she'll be named Secretary of State. They're talking about that. And she'll also receive the home version of the presidency and some other wonderful prizes. Barack Obama is putting his team together to   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1162)

Change:  Now this is a tough process because when, you know, you are going to appoint to you a Cabinet-level position, there is a whole process.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1071)

Change: More Jokes by David Letterman But I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen, in the world of politics, there is always something that goes haywire, always something that   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 956)

Change:  How about that Hillary? She's all upset because they have been using her recorded message of her criticizing Barack Obama. The McCain campaign got ahold   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 878)

Change:  Celebrity birthdays, do you like celebrity birthdays? Hillary Clinton, 61 years old yesterday, how about that? Hillary and Bill shared a quiet birthday dinner, followed by a quiet breakfast, followed by a quiet lunch. By the way, if you want to get   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 776)

Change: Congratulations to Bill and Hillary Clinton: this weekend, 33rd wedding anniversary. How about that? And you thought the Iraqi war was a never-ending conflict. That's right, Hillary Clinton's celebrating 32 years of marriage to Bill, or as Hillary likes to call it, 'the Bridge to Nowhere.' But the   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 648)

Change: I don’t know if you are aware of this or not, but this Democratic convention, they’re trying to be environmentally friendly. Even the confetti that they drop, that’s actually shredded Clinton subpoenas.Hillary gave a rousing speech, it was so passionate, emotional, I'm telling you, Nancy Pelosi's face almost moved.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 518)

Change:  was there and Hillary spoke, and Bill cheered and applauded during Hillary's speech, he was cheering and applauding, and so was his date.Hillary Clinton's campaign right now, this very minute, is $20 million in debt. Now, when she gets that 3 AM call, it's from a collection agency.Politics   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 483)