Poor Hillary. She went on my friend Jay Leno's show last night. She's still trying to put that whole Bosnia sniper fire thing behind her. She said, "It's been so long since I've been pinned down by anyone."

Did you see this Democratic debate this week? Wow! The six men all piled onto Hillary ClintonClinton. It was shownlike ata porn movie. They were claiming she's not a barreal Democrat because she might actually win something.

Hillary was caught in Indianaa bit drinkingof a beer,lie. andWhen doingshe awas first lady, she went to Bosnia when it was war-torn. She said that she faced sniper fire. Never happened. And had to run to the car for cover. Never happened. If only she had channeled that active fantasy world into her marriage.

There's already speculation that Hillary shotClinton will be the nominee for the Democrats in 2008. Well, you have to admire the dedication of whiskey.the Democratic party. They just lost an election, and they're already hard at work planning Hey,to lose the next one.

Hillary Clinton is repositioning herself constantly. She is now campaigning against sex and violence in TV shows and ivideo games. She said studies show that children who are exposed to sexual images are more likely to blow her husband.

Have you been following the story about Reverend Wright, Barack Obama's pastor? Hillary said if her pastor had made the comments that Reverend Wright had made, she would have left that church. Interesting distinction she makes. She also says if her pastor had been blown by Monica Lewinsky, she would have stayed.