Change: born, the doctor slapped my mother. A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says: "I make a good living."Take my wife... please. Burlesque Soundie Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Henny Youngman material.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 151)

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Change: your partner?"I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother. A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says: "I make a good living."BurlesqueSoundieClick EasyEdit to add your favorite Henny Youngman material.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 147)

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Change: The "King of the One Liners" was a comedian and violinist.A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business. "Suppose a woman comes in   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 136)

Change:  A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business. "Suppose a woman comes in and orders a hundred dollars   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 114)