Born February 20, 1955, in New York, Gottfried is known for his loud comedy.


Last night I was having dinner with Charles Manson, and in the middle of dinner he turned to me and said, "Is it hot in here, or am I crazy?"

I've always said my career is somewhere between children's programming and hard-core porn.

With (Katrina), it's almost like the sequel that doesn't live up to the original. It's certainly a shocking event and a tragedy, but somehow as a big event it doesn't seem to carry as much weight with the public as 9/11 did.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.



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