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Best George Carlin Jokes - Joke CentralBorn May 12, 1937, in New York, Carlin got his start on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In.


In football you wear a helmet; in baseball you wear a cap. Football is concerned with downs; baseball is concerned with ups. In football you receive a penalty; in baseball you make an error. In football the specialist comes in to kick; in baseball the specialist comes in to relieve somebody.

Get on the plane, get on the plane. I say, F**K YOU! I'm getting IN the plane! Evel Knievel can get ON the plane. There seems to be less wind in here!
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