George Carlin Jokes - History Page

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	Aug 12 2008, 6:04 PM EDT	The-Joker		edit	267 words added 14 words deleted
Change: The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. I’m not into View changes from previous version. (Word count: 883)
	Aug 5 2008, 12:57 PM EDT	The-Joker	Rename	rename	No content added or deleted.
Change: Renamed from Best George Carlin Jokes by The-Joker Aug 5 2008, 12:57 PM EDT for: Rename
	Jul 30 2008, 7:20 PM EDT	The-Joker		edit	4 words added 55 words deleted 3 images deleted
Change: In football you wear a helmet; in baseball you wear a cap. Football is concerned with downs; baseball is concerned with ups. In football you receive a penalty; in baseball you make an error. In football the specialist comes in to kick; in baseball the specialist comes View changes from previous version. (Word count: 621)
	Jun 25 2008, 8:27 PM EDT	dustpaint		edit	105 words added 80 words deleted
Change: In football you wear a helmet; in baseball you wear a cap. Football is concerned with downs; baseball is concerned with ups. In football you View changes from previous version. (Word count: 671)
	Jun 25 2008, 8:25 PM EDT	dustpaint		edit	99 words added 1 image deleted
Change: I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.How is it possible to have a civil war?Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?Why do they View changes from previous version. (Word count: 646)
	Jun 25 2008, 8:22 PM EDT	dustpaint		edit	412 words added 4 images added
Change: I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them. One out of every three View changes from previous version. (Word count: 545)
	Jun 25 2008, 8:17 PM EDT	dustpaint		edit	12 words added 40 words deleted 9 widgets deleted
Change: CountryThe Ten CommandmentsLanguage, Prefixes, AirplanesCox and CuntsSafety LectureModern ManOn CampusBack in TownOn DeathSee the George Carlin Tribute VideoGeorge whereCarlin's GeorgeBest talksJokes abouton death.VideoClick EasyEdit to add yourClassic favorite George Carlin observations.Jokes: View changes from previous version. (Word count: 121)
	Jun 23 2008, 3:35 PM EDT	dustpaint		edit	11 words added 12 words deleted 1 image added 1 image deleted 9 widgets added 9 widgets deleted
Change: CommandmentsLanguage, Prefixes, AirplanesCox and CuntsSafety LectureModern ManOn CampusBack in TownOn DeathDo you have aSee favoritethe George Carlin YouTubeTribute clip?Video Addwhere itGeorge heretalks withabout EasyEdit.death.Click EasyEdit to add your favorite George Carlin observations. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 148)
	Sep 7 2006, 12:25 PM EDT	Anonymous		edit	14 words added
Change: in here!On ReligionOwners of this CountryThe Ten CommandmentsLanguage, Prefixes, AirplanesCox and CuntsSafety LectureModern ManOn CampusBack in TownDo you have a favorite George Carlin YouTube clip? Add it here with EasyEdit.Click EasyEdit to add your favorite George Carlin observations. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 149)
	Sep 7 2006, 12:24 PM EDT	Anonymous		edit	24 words added 1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: plane. There seems to be less wind in here!On ReligionOwners of this CountryThe Ten CommandmentsLanguage, Prefixes, AirplanesCox and CuntsSafety LectureModern ManOn CampusBack in TownClick EasyEdit to add your favorite George Carlin observations. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 135)
	Jun 9 2006, 5:21 PM EDT	the_mic	omitted ""	edit	3 words added 4 words deleted
Change: "InIn football you wear a helmet; in baseball you wear a cap. Football is concerned with downs; baseball is concerned with ups. In football you View changes from previous version. (Word count: 111)
	May 6 2006, 8:46 PM EDT	Anonymous	Editing to PG13	edit	1 word added 1 word deleted
Change: to relieve somebody. ""Get on the plane, get on the plane. I say, FUCKF**K YOU! I'm getting IN the plane! Evel Knievel can get ON the plane. There seems to be less wind in here!"Click EasyEdit to add your favorite George Carlin observations. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 111)
	May 6 2006, 12:47 AM EDT	Ravensky	added another quote	edit	34 words added 1 word deleted
Change: in to relieve somebody. ""Get on the plane, get on the plane. I say, FUCK YOU! I'm getting IN the plane! Evel Knievel can get ON the plane. There seems to be less wind in here!"Click EasyEdit to add your favorite George Carlin observations. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 110)
	May 4 2006, 1:20 PM EDT	TheRiddler	CTA/formatting	edit	9 words added 1 image added 1 image deleted
Change: make an error. In football the specialist comes in to kick; in baseball the specialist comes in to relieve somebody. Click EasyEdit to add your favorite George Carlin observations. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 77)
	May 1 2006, 6:32 PM EDT	TheRiddler	image	edit	1 image added
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 68)
	Apr 26 2006, 3:35 PM EDT	TheRiddler	bio	edit	17 words added
Change: Born May 12, 1937, in New York, Carlin got his start on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In.In football you wear a helmet; in baseball you wear a cap. Football is concerned with downs; View changes from previous version. (Word count: 68)
	Apr 26 2006, 2:28 PM EDT	TheRiddler	content	edit	51 words added
Change: In football you wear a helmet; in baseball you wear a cap. Football is concerned with downs; baseball is concerned with ups. In football you View changes from previous version. (Word count: 51)
	Apr 26 2006, 2:27 PM EDT	TheRiddler		create	No content added or deleted.
Change: Created by TheRiddler Apr 26 2006, 2:27 PM EDT for: no reason given