Change: One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. **** rational thought.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 884)

Change: Renamed from Best George Carlin Jokes by The-Joker Aug 5 2008, 12:57 PM EDT for: Rename

Change: In football you wear a helmet; in baseball you wear a cap. Football is concerned with downs; baseball is concerned with ups. In football you   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 671)

Change:  I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them. One out of every three   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 545)

Change: CommandmentsLanguage, Prefixes, AirplanesCox and CuntsSafety LectureModern ManOn CampusBack in TownOn DeathDo you have aSee favoritethe George Carlin YouTubeTribute clip?Video Addwhere itGeorge heretalks withabout EasyEdit.death.Click EasyEdit to add your favorite George Carlin observations.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 148)

Change: plane. There seems to be less wind in here!On ReligionOwners of this CountryThe Ten CommandmentsLanguage, Prefixes, AirplanesCox and CuntsSafety LectureModern ManOn CampusBack in TownClick EasyEdit to add your favorite George Carlin observations.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 135)

Change:  to relieve somebody. ""Get on the plane, get on the plane. I say, FUCKF**K YOU! I'm getting IN the plane! Evel Knievel can get ON the plane. There seems to be less wind in here!"Click EasyEdit to add your favorite George Carlin observations.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 111)

Change:  make an error. In football the specialist comes in to kick; in baseball the specialist comes in to relieve somebody. Click EasyEdit to add your favorite George Carlin observations.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 77)

Change: Born May 12, 1937, in New York, Carlin got his start on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In.In football you wear a helmet; in baseball you wear a cap. Football is concerned with downs;   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 68)

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