David cut off his head but the body passed wind that stank2heaven high,what was that smell?/ He just ate a meat pie. That smelt like something very dead,He just ate some GARLICbread, Like a stink outta the loo He just ate some onion stew,Loike a rotting carcas in a river He ate some desecrated liver.Like something from the rubbish bin,OOOH he's just been drinking gin. David picked up 5smooth stones from near a little gate,carefully choseone on which2URINATE,,something in the urine went straight into his brain, He fell heavilly WRITHINGin excruciatingPAIN,in fact even if temporarily he was quite INSANE,Even the philistines then thought of him with disdain,seeing their whole battle plan go so quickly down the drain,David then saw his chance cut off that massive head,The writhing quickly ceased the giant now was dead,The fearsome head bounced down the bank&splashed into the water,Poor Goliath he'll NEVER have the longed4giant daughter,Ahh then mighty giant ,wonders will never cease,we surely trust that your body rests in peace,because of your wickedness though we all know so well your spirit will burn & burn in eternal HELL

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