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brookuschookus 1 + 2 spells three. 0 Feb 24 2009, 11:49 PM EST by brookuschookus
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Two Engineers turned up to work [hungover and buggared]. They had a coffee and a cigarette before thinking about work and at the same time, while standing 4 metres awy from the from door [as required by law], each of them discussed the receptionist's large breasts and how they were glad to have hired her.....Eventually it was time to sit down at their desks and get some work done BUT, during the night the office calculators had been reprogrammed for reading and writing. So they went home sick.
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