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Change: equal and opposite economist. The Second Law of Economists: They're both wrong. See more job related joke categories >> Also snark at more accountant jokes, computer nerd jokes, doctor jokes, economist jokes, engineer jokes, lawyer jokes, or military jokes.
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May 13 2008, 5:30 PM EDT
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Change: Renamed from Economists by May 13 2008, 5:30 PM EDT for: Rename
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Change: the obvious! ----------------------------------------An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. (Laurence J. Peter) ----------------------------------------The First Law of Economists: For every economist, there exists an equal and opposite economist. The Second Law of Economists: They're both wrong.
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Change: the obvious! ----------------------------------------An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. (Laurence J. Peter) The First Law of Economists: For every economist, there exists an equal and opposite economist. The Second Law of Economists: They're both wrong.
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Change: in $40,000 of trade." ----------------------------------------What does it take to be a good economist? An unshakable grasp of the obvious! ----------------------------------------An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - Laurence(Laurence J. Peter Peter)
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Jul 20 2006, 1:56 AM EDT
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Change: been involved in $40,000 of trade." ----------------------------------------What does it take to be a good economist? An unshakable grasp of the obvious! An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - Laurence J. Peter
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Change: don't see us being better off." The experienced economist answers, "Well, that's true, but you overlooked the fact that we've been just been involved in $40,000 of trade." ----------------------------------------What does it take to be a good economist? An unshakable grasp of the obvious!
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Jul 19 2006, 12:16 AM EDT
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Change: Q: Why did God create economists? A: In order to make weather forecasters look good. ----------------------------------------An experienced economist and a novice economist are walking down the road. They come across a pile
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Jul 19 2006, 12:16 AM EDT
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Change: don't see us being better off." The experienced economist answers, "Well, that's true, but you overlooked the fact that we've been just involved in $40,000 of trade." ---------------------------------------- What does it take to be a good economist? An unshakable grasp of the obvious!
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Jul 19 2006, 12:13 AM EDT
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Change: An experienced economist and a novice economist are walking down the road. They come across a pile of dog shit lying on the asphalt. The
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Jul 19 2006, 12:06 AM EDT
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Change: Created by Jul 19 2006, 12:06 AM EDT for: no reason given
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