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 A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking guy in his mid- twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?" The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip, and the gun, and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves and rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He remarks, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?" "No problem," replies the young man, "just get that lion out of the way." |
Short Dirty Blonde Jokes
| Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A. A brunette with bad breath. |
| Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde? A. Butter is difficult to spread. |
| Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything? A: Penicillin. |
| Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? A. Nothing, they haven't met! |
| Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. |
| Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers? A: They can't keep their calves together! |
| Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'? A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.' |
| Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? A. To keep their ankles warm. |
| Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A. So she can have a doggie bag for later. |
| Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. |
| Q. What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common? A. They both have a black box. |
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