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Dirty Blonde Jokes
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 A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking guy in his mid- twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?" The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip, and the gun, and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves and rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He remarks, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?" "No problem," replies the young man, "just get that lion out of the way." |
| A blonde, a brunette and a red head are sipping tea and discussing their pregnancies. The brunette says, "My baby's going to be a boy." The blonde asks, "How do you know?" The brunette says,  "Because when we did it, my husband was on top."The red head then says, "My baby's going to be a girl." The blonde asks, "How do you know?" The red head says, "Because when we did it, I was on top." The blonde starts crying hysterically. When her friends finally calm her down, they ask her why she was crying. The blonde says, "My baby's going to be a puppy." |
 Three blonde nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies. The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?" |
Short Dirty Blonde Jokes
| Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A. A brunette with bad breath. |
| Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde? A. Butter is difficult to spread. |
| Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything? A: Penicillin. |
| Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? A. Nothing, they haven't met! |
| Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. |
| Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers? A: They can't keep their calves together! |
| Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'? A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.' |
| Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? A. To keep their ankles warm. |
| Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A. So she can have a doggie bag for later. |
| Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. |
| Q. What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common? A. They both have a black box. |
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