Change: What's the difference between a Pile of dead babies and Ferrari?A: I don't have a Ferrari in my Garage.Q: What is worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can?A: One dead baby in a ten garbage cans.Q: What's worse than a   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2117)

Change: meat hook.----------Q: How do you know when an elephant has been in the baby carriage?A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!Q: What do elephants use for ben-wa balls?A: Dead babies.----------Q: Why did the baby cross the road?A: It was   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2068)

Change: Moved by Wild-Kat May 14 2008, 2:53 PM EDT

Change: and TWIRLS it around several timesand THROWS it against the wall....The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says...He wasn't DEAD !!!!!!!!!!How many babies does it take to paint a room?It depends on how hard you throw them.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2049)

Change: A: As many as it takes to make a pile high enough to reach the light bulb with.----------Q: What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence?A: Ripping it back off.----------Q: What's pink and spits?A: A baby in a frying pan.----------Q:   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2014)