Change:  the wall....The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says...He wasn't DEAD !!!!!!!!!!How many babies does it take to paint a room?It depends on how hard you throw them.---------Q: What'sWhat are dead babies good at?A: Playing dead.----------   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2164)

Change: against the wall....The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says...He wasn't DEAD !!!!!!!!!!How many babies does it take to paint a room?It depends on how hard you throw them.---------Q: What's are dead babies good at?A: Playing dead.----------   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2128)

Change: A: Beign the one on the bottom having to catch them with a pitch fork Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?A: A baby with slashed floaties.Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?A:   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2094)

Change: Renamed from dead baby jokes by Wild-Kat May 14 2008, 2:54 PM EDT for: Rename

Change: Q: What's the difference between a baby and a tire?A: You can't eat a tire.----------Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?----------A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense12 hour   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2067)

Change: Q. Why was the baby pinned to the wall?A. We could not find the dart board----------Q. What was the baby doing on the table?A. Lying on its tummy. It was the pin cushion.----------Q: What is 18" long, cold   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2031)

Change: Created by theia Nov 11 2007, 12:56 PM EST for: no reason given