Change: I don't want to just ruin everybody's day, but there is discouraging news everywhere. Unemployment is high. Foreclosure rate is high. Michael Phelps is high. Aren't you tired of bad economic news, ladies and gentlemen? Well, here   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1517)

Change: Oh, here's good news. I guess the House of Representatives has passed President Obama's stimulus package. And then I guess it goes through the Senate. And if that's passed, then that $800 billion, just disappears. Have no idea where it goes. Couple of days ago in   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1439)

Change: Insider tip. How many folks still have cars? Anybody here still have a car? You know, you can turn them in, take them in to   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1363)

Change:  Well, it looks like the Big Three auto makers are going to get some bailout money. But the CEOs, these guys, they have promised when   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1268)

Change: l on the Economy | Bill Maher on the Economy I heard today that the federal government was raising, like, $40 billion to bail out Citigroup. Honestly, when you think about it, who doesn't really feel sorry for credit card companies? And tomorrow, President Bush   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1109)

Change:  Here's what I don't like about the turkeys this year, they're arrogant. These turkeys that they're going to pardon this year, they're arrogant. They're flying in from Detroit on their private jets. Finally we got some good news about the economy.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1066)

Change: You folks feeling the economic pinch? Are you a little fed up with the economic news? It's bad. The department stores, this holiday season, no Santa Claus. They're laying off department-store Santa Clauses. So more bad news for John McCain. But, no, they're not going   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 984)

Change:  Auto executives, the Big Three, are asking Congress now for bailout money. Yeah. Hey, don't kid yourself. Things are getting desperate, and if they get any worse, these guys may have to trim their $10 million bonuses.Thanksgiving is just around the corner. Do   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 825)

Change: " just around the corner. Do you feel like Thanksgiving, folks? You know, it's a time when people can do nice things for others who   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 785)

Change: Daylight savings time, change your clocks back. ... If there's one thing we need, it's another hour of 2008. President Bush has already turned the clocks back to 1929.On this very date in 1929, the stock market plunged 13%. Boy, those were the good old days, huh?President   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 707)