Change: And President Bush, after eight years, is also in retirement. How can you tell? President Bush is enjoying retirement in Crawford, Texas, maybe not as much as we are. Former President Bush is back at his place in Texas. It's known as Rancho IneptoInepto. Bush is   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1774)

Change:  And they're talking about a dog called a labradoodle. That's not a dog. That's George W. Bush playing Scrabble. Come on!President Bush is busy saying good-bye to everybody. Last night he was on Larry King, and I think tomorrow he's making a farewell lasagna with Rachel Ray. Bush   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1714)

Change: By the way, one week from tomorrow, here's what's going to happen. George W. Bush will be walking around on the ranch in Crawford, Texas,   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1630)

Change: Barack Obama promised his kids he would get them a dog when they moved to the White House. But President Bush is nervous. When he heard dog in the White House, he thought, 'Uh oh! What if he digs up all those Al Gore ballots in the back?' It's   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1394)

Change: Bush,Bush, Laura Bush is writing a memoir. The name of the memoir, I believe, is 'I'm with Stupid.'Well, let me know what you think of this. George Herbert Walker Bush says that   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1269)

Change:  Well, let me know what you think of this. George Herbert Walker Bush says that his son, Jeb, would make a great president. And I’m thinking, a third Bush in the White House. Boy, cut me a slice of that, you know?Here's something that is   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1215)

Change: Right now, they're trying to find out, they arrested the guy, trying to find out if he's a Shoe-ni or a Shoe-ite. But it's the   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1166)

Change:  Right now, they're trying to find out, they arrested the guy, trying to find out if he's a Shoe-ni or a Shoe-ite. But it's the   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1351)

Change: A lot of people have forgotten about President Bush, but this transitional period is a busy time for President Bush as well. He's busy granting pardons. Today, he pardoned Sarah Palin for her interview with Katie Couric. That Obama is a smart, hard-working guy.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1093)

Change: But we're coming out of the last few weeks, days of the President Bush Administration, and President Bush is changing a lot of laws so   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1017)