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	Date/Time	Made By	Edit Note	Type	Scope
	Dec 28 2009, 11:34 AM EST	Witch_Boy		edit	3 words added
Change: Big Dick JokeKnow how I got my penis to be 12 inches long?I lost my erection.Why don't women blink during sex?They don't have time!Cafe d'blondTwo blonds sitting in a cafe talking about pleasing themselves. One says "OMG this morning View changes from previous version. (Word count: 978)
	Dec 28 2009, 11:15 AM EST	Witch_Boy		edit
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 975)
	Dec 28 2009, 11:14 AM EST	Witch_Boy	Big Dick Joke	edit	15 words added
Change: Know how I got my penis to be 12 inches long?I lost my erection.Why don't women blink during sex?They don't have time!Cafe d'blondTwo blonds sitting in a cafe talking about pleasing themselves. One says "OMG this morning I thought View changes from previous version. (Word count: 975)
	Oct 22 2009, 4:18 PM EDT	blackcat0183000		edit	75 words added
Change: One says "OMG this morning I thought I was just having the most amazing orgasm ever then it started to burn and I realized I left the curling iron on it was awful!" The other one looks at her mouth hung open and says, "OMG I've done that before!"(Sadly View changes from previous version. (Word count: 960)
	Jan 24 2009, 7:06 PM EST	IceyFire		edit	3 words added
Change: Pet Sex FrogA young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store she notices a box full of live frogs.The sign says: "Pet Sex Frogs! Only $20! Comes with complete instructions." The blonde excitedly View changes from previous version. (Word count: 883)
	Jan 24 2009, 7:05 PM EST	IceyFire		edit	246 words added
Change: As soon as she gets home she follows the instructions to the letter -- but to her surprise nothing happens! The blonde is very disappointed View changes from previous version. (Word count: 880)
	Aug 27 2008, 9:08 PM EDT	maria_rilke	added picture	edit	1 image added
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 630)
	Aug 27 2008, 7:38 PM EDT	maria_rilke		edit	141 words added
Change: “Have a seat,” the old man says. “Peggy Sue will be ready in a minute.” The dad grabs Bobby a cold beer, and the two View changes from previous version. (Word count: 630)
	Aug 27 2008, 7:24 PM EDT	maria_rilke	added joke	edit	249 words added
Change: A heavyset guy sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only $10 a pound. Call (202) 555-0238" and decides to make the call. The operator View changes from previous version. (Word count: 485)
	Aug 12 2008, 2:09 PM EDT	bluebirdandsing		edit	22 words added 20 words deleted
Change: There wasA aman guywas riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travellingtraveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desertdesert, so the man turned to his camel. HeWhen he tried View changes from previous version. (Word count: 225)
	Aug 5 2008, 8:07 PM EDT	The-Joker	Moved from: Joke Central	move	No content added or deleted.
Change: Moved by The-Joker Aug 5 2008, 8:07 PM EDT
	Oct 18 2007, 3:45 PM EDT	theia		edit	10 words added
Change: why dont women blink during sex?they don't have time There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 223)
	Aug 16 2007, 12:36 AM EDT	nimishchugh		edit	211 words added
Change: He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel View changes from previous version. (Word count: 212)
	Jun 18 2007, 11:15 PM EDT	sarahvee8		edit	70 words deleted 1 image deleted
Change: She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know View changes from previous version. (Word count: 0)
	Jun 18 2007, 11:14 PM EDT	sarahvee8		edit	1169 words deleted
Change: A woman received a face lift for her 50th birthday. It worked perfectly and she ended up looking 35 years old. She was so thrilled View changes from previous version. (Word count: 71)
	May 10 2007, 10:44 AM EDT	Anonymous	sexy bitch!	edit	6 words added
Change: He replied, "There's no real secret. I was standing behind you in the line at the checkout this morning." anybody looking for a hot lady?O AM I AM STUPID OK View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1254)
	Mar 30 2007, 8:25 AM EDT	marylandlily		edit	3 words added 2 words deleted
Change: time. i will throw the money on the ground nd will sex with u till u pick up the money.'the lady agreed.the day they were sexing the lady's boyfriend waited at the door.after about an hour,the lady came out.the boyfriend asked.'why did u take so long?''oh View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1248)
	Mar 30 2007, 8:24 AM EDT	marylandlily		edit	1 word added 1 word deleted
Change: (Marylandlily)(marylandlily)A fifteen year old walks up to his friend, and tells him he has as relationship problem. "Ya see, there's this girl at swimming, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1248)
	Mar 30 2007, 8:20 AM EDT	Anonymous		edit	104 words added
Change: A man working in an office was in love with a lady.but he knew that the lady had a boyfriend.one day, he asked the lady.'can i sex u for 100 dollars?'he lady said 'no way.''i won't take time.i will throw the View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1248)
	Feb 21 2007, 11:56 PM EST	Anonymous		edit	6 words added
Change: feeling my breasts?" He replied, "There's no real secret. I was standing behind you in the line at the checkout this morning." O AM I AM STUPID OK View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1132)

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