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Change: through the halls blam!(gunfire blamnoises)! and he finally gets to my office, he's gonna be like, "THANKS"Thanks FORfor THEthe CANDY!"candy." blam!(continues blam!shooting) You laugh now, but you know Monday morning, you're gonna be like, Heyyy,"heyyy, Marcus!"
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Change: *gunshotblam! noises*blam! and he finally gets to my officeoffice, he's gonna be like " *GASP*like, THANKS"THANKS FOR THE CANDY"CANDY!" *continuesblam! shooting"blam! youYou laugh nownow, but you know Monday morningmorning, you're gonna be likelike, "heyyHeyyy, MARCKUS"Marcus!"
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Change: have s**t on or around the coats area, there’s a smell of s**t around the perimeter, the vicinity of coats, leading me to believe that
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Jul 30 2008, 6:55 PM EDT
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Change: You know what you do at the next party.You shit on the coats.Then u just wait till someone comes out of the area that the
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Change: come home and knowleave thatthe somewhereshow intonight yourand placebe there'slike, a"Alright monkeyI'll you'recatch gonnayou battle?Iguys HATElater." itShwwooosh whenand somebodyzip turnsup aroundinto inthe myskies. driveway."I You'recan justshow
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Jul 30 2008, 6:45 PM EDT
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Change: You know what I'd like to be able to do more than anything else? I'd love to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my
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Jul 30 2008, 6:32 PM EDT
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Jul 30 2008, 6:32 PM EDT
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Jul 30 2008, 6:28 PM EDT
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Change: Dane Cook: HeadThey always want head. weWe love it. weWe always have to watchwatch, right.right? rightRight, if you have a lot of hair we fuckingf**king turn into Vidal Sassoon all of a sudden. weWe got like scrunchies and banana clips comincoming
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Jul 30 2008, 6:17 PM EDT
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Change: car !.car! peoplePeople around him are likelike, OH"OH MY GOD, ARE YOU ALRIGHT,ALRIGHT?! ARE YOU ALRIGHTALRIGHT?! ?AREARE YOU OKAYOKAY?!" ? and heshe's likelike, im"I'm fine, imI'm fine,fine. serious,Serious, imI'm fine,fine. imI'm a
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Jul 30 2008, 6:13 PM EDT
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Change: kind of funny and ironic. iI got a little humourhumor out of that. iI did try to help this man. asAs the car was coming towards him, iI reached out and iI said EEUUUUUHH,"EEUUUUUHH!" EEUUUUUUHH,"EEUUUUUUHH," thatsthat's all iI could
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Jul 30 2008, 6:03 PM EDT
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Change: (whines) "Can I..." (whines) And then he would aggravate you until you were like here,"Here, fine, smell itit!" andAnd when he leaned inin, you go AAAAIIIIII ha ha"AAAAAAAA-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha ha nice face!face!" (smells) im"I'm going to go puke blood...whatblood! What are you?...WHAT
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Change: (Hint: perhaps the fact that this page is blank is the joke...)here's one...OBBYwe always have creepy people around, a creepy individual, and it starts off when we're young-ins; when we're
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Change: three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. i finally got to see something ive always wanted to witness live. i finally saw soemone
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Change: they always want head. we love it. we always have to watch right. right if you have a lot of hair we fuckign turn into
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Change: we always have creepy people around, a creepy indevidual, and it starts off when we're youngins; when we're youngins theres a creepy person. back in
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Change: (Hint: perhaps the fact that this page is blank is the joke...)
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