Change: Looks like the Obamas have already helped the economy. J. Crew stock has gone up 10%, because First Lady Michelle Obama has been spotted wearing their clothes. Which begs the question, Mr. Obama, how would you feel about wearing a Buick? Toyota's developing a miniature, environmentally-friendly   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1339)

Change: On Inauguration Day, Barack Obama is going to be riding in a brand new presidential limousine made by General Motors. Because, folks, nothing says 'hope for the future' like General Motors. ... The good news is that at least they sold one car, apparently. In order to   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1262)

Change: A plan to bail out the Big Three automakers stalled in Congress today. Yeah. As a result, Congress plans to buy a better-built Japanese bailout plan.Everybody in Detroit right now is hoping for a bailout for the   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1178)

Change: on the Economy | Jimmy Kimmel on the Economy General Motors announced that they are ending their endorsement deal with Tiger Woods. When asked why, a spokesperson for General Motors said, 'Tiger Woods is successful, competitive, and popular. And that's just not us.'The auto executives for   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1086)

Change: The auto executives for the Big Three are being criticized now, because, before they asked Congress for billions of dollars, they all flew to Washington   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1041)

Change: Americans say they are planning to do a lot of their holiday shopping this year at warehouse stores like Costco. Beause, folks, nothing says Merry Christmas like 90 rolls of toilet paper. American Express is in financial trouble. The company reportedly   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 942)

Change:  Of course, lots of sour news about the economy. The federal government has announced that due to the bad economy, it is going to have to lay off 40,000 postal workers. Yeah, 40,000 disgruntled postal workers. What could possibly go wrong?President Bush announced today he   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 879)

Change: President Bush announced today he is going to have the Federal government put $250 billion into US banks. Yeah. Bush also said if he's putting that much money into a bank, they'd better give him a big-ass toaster.This weekend, the leaders of the   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 832)

Change: David Letterman on the Economy Last night on NBC, the fourth contestant was kicked off the show, “The Biggest Loser.” Yeah, that leaves two contestants, the C.E.O. of A.I.G. and the C.E.O. of Lehman Brothers.President Bush gave a speech today about the   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 747)

Change: President Bush gave a speech today about the economy. And he said he believes, this is his quote. He said, 'Anyone who makes bad decisions should fail.' That's what he said, yeah. Yeah, then Bush looked around the room and said, 'Hey, why did it get so quiet in here?'   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 706)