Change: WATCH EPISODES OF LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN This is a big announcement. Warner Brothers announced that it is outsourcing several hundred jobs to India, which explains why in the next 'Batman' movie, the Batmobile is a bus with 400 people hanging off the side.At Washington's Union   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1033)

Change: This is a big announcement. Warner Brothers announced that it is outsourcing several hundred jobs to India, which explains why in the next 'Batman' movie, the Batmobile is a bus with 400 people hanging off the side.At Washington's Union Station, Ikea has built   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1018)

Change: Astronauts on board the International Space Station are trying to fix the machine that turns urine into drinking water. Well, actually, the urine converter was fixed days ago, but the astronauts keep saying, 'You try it. No, you try it.' Everyone's talking about the American   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 938)

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Change: Conan O'Brien on the Debates Time magazine says that the winner of the presidential election in Florida will be determined by voters under the age of 30. In case you're wondering, the Florida voters under 30 are named Kyle and Stacy.A new study just came   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 805)

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Change:  On Election Day, Ralph Nader will appear on the presidential ballot in only 45 states. Yeah, Nader said, this is really disappointing, I wanted to embarrass myself in all 50 states. That was the plan.Today in Washington, DC, Independent presidential candidate Ralph   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 715)

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Change: This week, Amy Winehouse is going to be appearing at a music festival, and she's demanding - this is true - that her dressing room be stocked with 50 bottles of Jack Daniel's. Yeah. Yeah, so the good news is she's cutting back. During John McCain's   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 642)