"Now, this is when I know I'm in a bad neighborhood. You only see this in the
worst neighborhoods. Remember, it's 3:00
in the morning. I look out the window, and
there was a f––ing baby standing on the
corner. And the baby didn't even look
scared, he was just standing there. And
it made me sad you know, because I wanted
to help the baby. I was like, 'Mmmm, I don't
trust you either.' The old baby-on-the-corner
trick, eh? Not gonna fall for that s––."
~Dave Chappelle