Three classic jokes sum up Woody Allen's feelings about life and love in Annie Hall:

"I wouldn't want to belong to a club that
would have somesomeone like me as a member."

"Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain
resort, and one of 'em says, 'Boy, the food
at this place is really terrible.' The other one
says, 'Yeah, I know; and such small portions.'"

"This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doc,
my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken.'
And the doctor says, 'Well, why don’t you turn him
in?' The guy says, 'I would, but I need the eggs.'”

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