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Chuck Norris
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Mar 13 2010, 9:39 AM EST by
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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? He didn't, it is the road and all traffic on it that crosses the path Chuck Norris's is heading.
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Secret Message
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Mar 1 2010, 11:18 AM EST by
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איך בין ספּעאַקנג ייִדיש האַהאַ איך בין אַזוי מאָדנע איר וויל קיינמאָל כאַפּן מיר
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chuck
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Feb 9 2010, 10:02 AM EST by
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chuck norris got his drivers lisons at age 16, seconds
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chuck norris
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Feb 9 2010, 10:00 AM EST by
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chuck norris will never have a heart attack ,his heart will not dare attack him
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Chuck Norris could cowbell
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Feb 6 2010, 8:53 PM EST by
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Chuck Norris could have simply "cowbelled" his way into Mordor to destroy the Ring, but instead he roundhouse kicked it - making Sauron his new blind b-i-t-c-h.
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chuck
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Jan 7 2010, 12:36 AM EST by
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there's no such thing as suicide, only Chuck Norris manipulating your own leg to do Roundhouse kick on yourself, causing your demise.
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chuk
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Nov 23 2009, 8:38 PM EST by
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chuk norris doesnt break hearts he breaks legs
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CHUCK JOKES PAGE 5
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Nov 14 2009, 7:53 PM EST by
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CHUCK HAD A THREE BEAN BERIDO AND FARTED AND THAT WHAS KNOWN AS THE BIG BANG
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King of the World?.... Nay
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Nov 5 2009, 11:53 PM EST by
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A tiny iceberg didn't sink the Titanic. Chuck Norris left behind a note that read, "There's only one King of the World".
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charles norris
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Aug 30 2009, 10:56 PM EDT by
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im sure you know chuck norris was born in a cabin he built with his own two hands... but did you know he has a bear skin rug in front of his fireplace in that cabin. the bear is not dead, chuck norris simply told the bear to LAY DOWN
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more chuck norris jokes
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Jul 14 2009, 6:17 PM EDT by
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check out some more funny chuck norris jokes here
http://hubpages.com/hub/jokes-about-Chuck-Norris
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chuck norris
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Jul 11 2009, 9:34 PM EDT by
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when God works out he uses Chuck Norris as a spotter.
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Jul 9 2009, 7:09 PM EDT by
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chuck norris doesn't read minds...he tells you what to think
chuck norris doesn't owe money...he mints it
chuck norris doesn't feel...he inflicts
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Chuck Norris (As always)
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Jun 18 2009, 10:27 AM EDT by
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God is actually in special ed, he gets his knowlage from Chuck Norris because,
Chuck Norris knows all!
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bush
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Jun 18 2009, 1:26 AM EDT by
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one man is know to survive Chuck Norris's round house kick. we know him now as george bush
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C.N.J.
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Jun 18 2009, 1:17 AM EDT by
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Hitler commited suicide cuz he heard Chuck Norris was in town.
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funny
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Jun 16 2009, 11:25 PM EDT by
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chuck norris doesn't have hair on his balls, hair can't grow on steel
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Hurricane? ha!
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Jun 12 2009, 5:44 PM EDT by
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Hurricane Katrina was no hurricane, Chuck Norris was swimming in the gulf & sneezed.
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bwahahaha
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Jun 11 2009, 4:20 PM EDT by
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Chuck Norris round-house kicked Carradine's balls into that rope.
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chuck
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Jun 8 2009, 2:15 PM EDT by
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chuck norris is like mother nature, it can't be stopped.
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