After becoming George Washington he then went to his most present form. Now the present Chuck Norris is the last recorded form so far. Lets go back a bit and look at all the wars Chuck has ben in;

• All of them on all sides at the same time

Chuck's last recorded Cr@p, or should I say only recorded crap was the making of the universe. Chuck is now only in the best movies(which is why he isent in any recent ones). When Chuck gose out to eat he all ways pays in exact change. This is the following list of what Chuck likes to eat:

• Whisky
• Rocks

• Whole babys
• cows
• hotdogs
• apple pie
• Coca Cola
• Handfulls of Basil, flower, tomato paste, and cheese.( this may sound like pizza but Chuck gives credit to no body)

Chuck can slilence a crying baby by looking at it (there heads explode but as long as the baby isent making any sound its ok.

Chuck Norris wipes himself with the letters of children that were for Santa Clause