Change: Chuck Norris's girlfriend who won the Nobel prize.Riddle: 300 Men walk into a bar. They find Chuck Norris drinking a beer, and all 3 of them say "Hi". Why?Because the presence of Chuck Norris divides all men by 100. Jesus did not die for   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2033)

Change: It was his girlfriend who won the Nobel prize.Riddle: 300 Men walk into a bar. They find Chuck Norris drinking a beer, and all 3 of them say "Hi". Why?Because the presence of Chuck Norris divides all men by 100. In troubled times, it   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2003)

Change: squirrelschimpanzees many times. It was only when he was roundhouse kicked himself that the idea finally kicked in.The term "Reality T.V." was invented when people realized Chuck Norris movies were really Michael Moore Documentaries.Riddle: 300 Men walk into a bar.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2012)

Change: Why did God call himself "God"? Because the name "Chuck Norris" was already taken.Chuck Norris movies are real. This is why no actor in a Chuck Norris movie has ever won an Oscar. Chuck Norris movies are real. Chuck Norris likes   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1967)

Change: Chuck Norris movies are real. Chuck Norris like doing many takes. Whole populations of east asian countries have been wiped out.The idea for the helicopter began when Igor Sikorsky watched Chuck Norris roundhouse kick a   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1939)

Change: The term "Reality T.V." was invented when it became apparent that Chuck Norris movies were in fact Michael Moore Documentaries.Riddle: 3300 Men walk into a barbar. toThey find Chuck Norris drinking a beer. Theybeer, sayand "Hi",all then3 300of menthem walk   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1884)

Change: Chuck Norris experience.M.C. Hammer found out the hard way the Chuck Norris can touch this.When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, thats how many seconds you have left to live. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 2 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1752)

Change: can swim on land.Chuck Norris won The Game.Sometimes Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks too hard. This phenominon is called a tornado.There is no death, there is just Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 2 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1714)

Change:  Hurricane Katrina.Chuck Norris doesn't move when he walks, the universe just moves around him.If Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land.Chuck Norris won The Game. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 2 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1692)

Change: one man said to another 'You hear bout those WMDs in Iraq?' the second man looked blank then said 'But Chuck Norris lives in America.'Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.Chuck   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1674)