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Change: Jesus did not die for our sins on the cross. The real reason is that he wanted to appear on a necklace across Chuck Norris's bare chest. In troubled times, it is said that Jesus saves. But that is only because Jesus knows Chuck Norris will save him.Why
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Change: Chuck Norris's girlfriend who won the Nobel prize.Riddle: 300 Men walk into a bar. They find Chuck Norris drinking a beer, and all 3 of them say "Hi". Why?Because the presence of Chuck Norris divides all men by 100. Jesus did not die for
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Change: It was his girlfriend who won the Nobel prize.Riddle: 300 Men walk into a bar. They find Chuck Norris drinking a beer, and all 3 of them say "Hi". Why?Because the presence of Chuck Norris divides all men by 100. In troubled times, it
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Change: The idea for the helicopter began when Igor Sikorsky watched Chuck Norris roundhouse kick a legion of chimpanzees many times. It was when he himself was roundhouse kicked in the head that the idea finally kicked in.chuck norris built the holspital he was born inchuck norris
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Change: squirrelschimpanzees many times. It was only when he was roundhouse kicked himself that the idea finally kicked in.The term "Reality T.V." was invented when people realized Chuck Norris movies were really Michael Moore Documentaries.Riddle: 300 Men walk into a bar.
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Change: 29 May 1953. This is not because there is no Nobel prize for mountain climbing - the highest point on earth in the morning is Chuck Norris's erect penis. Chuck Norris movies are real. Chuck Norris likes doing many takes. Whole populations of east asian countries have become extinct.The
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Change: Why did God call himself "God"? Because the name "Chuck Norris" was already taken.Chuck Norris movies are real. This is why no actor in a Chuck Norris movie has ever won an Oscar. Chuck Norris movies are real. Chuck Norris likes
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Change: This is why no actor in a Chuck Norris likemovie has ever won an Oscar. Chuck Norris movies are real. Chuck Norris likes doing many takes. Whole populations of east asian countries have beenbecome wiped out.extinct.The idea for the helicopter began
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Change: The idea for the helicopter began when Igor Sikorsky watched Chuck Norris roundhouse kick a legion of squirrels many times. It was only when he was roundhouse kicked himself that the idea kicked in.The term "Reality T.V." was invented when it
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Change: The term "Reality T.V." was invented when it became apparent that Chuck Norris movies were in fact Michael Moore Documentaries.Riddle: 3300 Men walk into a barbar. toThey find Chuck Norris drinking a beer. Theybeer, sayand "Hi",all then3 300of menthem walk
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Change: In troubled times, it is said that Jesus saves. But that is only because Jesus has the assurance that Chuck Norris will save him.Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? He didn't. Any road and traffic on it crosses the path Chuck Norris is heading. chuck norris
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Change: Chuck Norris experience.M.C. Hammer found out the hard way the Chuck Norris can touch this. When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, thats how many seconds you have left to live. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 2 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4
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Change: a tornado.There is no death, there is just Chuck Norris. Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.M.C. Hammer found out the hard way the Chuck Norris can touch this. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 2 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4
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Change: can swim on land.Chuck Norris won The Game.Sometimes Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks too hard. This phenominon is called a tornado. There is no death, there is just Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 2 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4
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Change: around him.If Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land.Chuck Norris won The Game. Sometimes Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks too hard. This phenominon is called a tornado. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 2 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4
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Change: Hurricane Katrina.Chuck Norris doesn't move when he walks, the universe just moves around him.If Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris won The Game. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 2 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4
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Change: chuck norris built the holspital he was born inchuck norris lost his virginity before his momChuck Norris does his laundry on the Eighth day of the weekIn the begining there was nothing... But chuck NorrisAnd on the Eighth day, Chuck Norris created Godone man
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Change: one man said to another 'You hear bout those WMDs in Iraq?' the second man looked blank then said 'But Chuck Norris lives in America.'Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.Chuck
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