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Fact: History Change Chuck Norris
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Oct 3 2009, 7:08 PM EDT by
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Thread started: Jul 6 2009, 10:38 PM EDT
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris did. The reason its not in the history book is because nothing survived to tell for all we know he could have ate those bones and spit them out his ass as ashes.
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Death Stare
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May 27 2009, 9:05 AM EDT by
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Thread started: May 27 2009, 9:05 AM EDT
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You cant fight Chuck Norris cause his death stare will kill you
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black holes
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Apr 12 2009, 7:56 AM EDT by
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Thread started: Apr 12 2009, 7:56 AM EDT
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true fact when chuck norris roundhouse kicks a blackhole everything comes out...
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More Norrisisms
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Feb 5 2009, 12:29 PM EST by
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Chuck Norris actually DID laugh in the face of danger.......danger retired.
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Norrisisms
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Feb 5 2009, 12:27 PM EST by
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Jesus once sucker-punched Chuck Norris and spent 3 days hiding in a cave and pretending he was dead until Chuck left.
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Chuck Norris
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Feb 1 2009, 1:38 PM EST by
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Thread started: Feb 1 2009, 1:38 PM EST
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jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land
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Chuck norris
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Jan 22 2009, 10:58 PM EST by
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Thread started: Jan 22 2009, 10:58 PM EST
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chuck norris isint human...hes an alien.and his parents sent him here and said "hes your problem now!"
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Chuck Norris
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Jan 19 2009, 3:43 PM EST by
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The Holy Grail is Chuck Norris' toilet!
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chuck norris
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Jan 18 2009, 12:58 AM EST by
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chuck norris is so tough that he can round house kick the ground and make cities
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chuck norris
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Jan 18 2009, 12:56 AM EST by
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chuck norris is so tough ate ate four baby turtles shit them out and they were 6ft tall and new karate
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chuck norris
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Mar 26 2008, 3:46 AM EDT by
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chuck norris once roundhouse kicked a man
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chuck.org
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Mar 4 2008, 8:57 PM EST by
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The original role of Jesus in the passion of Christ was supposed to be Chuck Norris. However, they realized that Chuck Norris could not feel the emotion of pain, he could only inflict it.
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Chuck Norris
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Dec 16 2007, 2:43 AM EST by
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Thread started: Dec 16 2007, 2:43 AM EST
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Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in 21 seconds
-Phil. B.
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