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Chuck Norris Jokes. AWESOME!!!!
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Jan 19 2012, 2:19 AM EST by
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Chuck Norris listens to the 7pm News, in the morning!!
Chuck Norris fixed an old truck, it's now called Optimus Prime!!
Chuck Norris was born on the same day Hitler died!!
Chuck Norris invented the radio so people can hear all the people who have gone missing!!
The boogy man looks for Chuck Norris under HIS bed!!
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity....TWICE!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris tore a page out of Facebook!!
Chuck Norris can BBM on a calculator!!
Chuck Norris once owned a toilet paper company. He gave it up though, coz he don't take no sh*t!!!
Chuck Norris has been dead for 7 years, but Death has been too cowardly to tell him!!
Chuck Norris' first pet was a dinosaur!!
Chuck Norris has proved The Theory of Evolution wrong, coz he has been around since Adam!!!
Chuck Norris sat next to Jesus in 5th grade!!
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new galaxy
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Jan 20 2011, 10:55 PM EST by
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I (im chuck norris by the way) injuected semen into the hadron collider and created a new galaxy
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Dec 20 2010, 1:53 AM EST by
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Chuck Norris was going to do a cameo for the movie The Expendables, but they would have had to change the name to The Untouchable.
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Aug 19 2010, 6:57 AM EDT by
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Sunglasses weren't invented to protect your eyes from the sun, they made to prevent your head from exploding when the sun reflects of Chuck Norris' chest.
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Fact: History Change Chuck Norris
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Oct 3 2009, 7:08 PM EDT by
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris did. The reason its not in the history book is because nothing survived to tell for all we know he could have ate those bones and spit them out his ass as ashes.
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Death Stare
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May 27 2009, 9:05 AM EDT by
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You cant fight Chuck Norris cause his death stare will kill you
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black holes
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Apr 12 2009, 7:56 AM EDT by
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true fact when chuck norris roundhouse kicks a blackhole everything comes out...
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More Norrisisms
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Feb 5 2009, 12:29 PM EST by
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Chuck Norris actually DID laugh in the face of danger.......danger retired.
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Norrisisms
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Feb 5 2009, 12:27 PM EST by
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Jesus once sucker-punched Chuck Norris and spent 3 days hiding in a cave and pretending he was dead until Chuck left.
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Chuck Norris
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Feb 1 2009, 1:38 PM EST by
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jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land
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Chuck norris
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Jan 22 2009, 10:58 PM EST by
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chuck norris isint human...hes an alien.and his parents sent him here and said "hes your problem now!"
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Chuck Norris
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Jan 19 2009, 3:43 PM EST by
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The Holy Grail is Chuck Norris' toilet!
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Jan 18 2009, 12:58 AM EST by
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chuck norris is so tough that he can round house kick the ground and make cities
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Jan 18 2009, 12:56 AM EST by
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chuck norris is so tough ate ate four baby turtles shit them out and they were 6ft tall and new karate
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Mar 26 2008, 3:46 AM EDT by
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chuck norris once roundhouse kicked a man
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Mar 4 2008, 8:57 PM EST by
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The original role of Jesus in the passion of Christ was supposed to be Chuck Norris. However, they realized that Chuck Norris could not feel the emotion of pain, he could only inflict it.
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Chuck Norris
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Dec 16 2007, 2:43 AM EST by
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Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in 21 seconds
-Phil. B.
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