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Change: God's favorite color is Chuck Norris.Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.Chuck Norris destroyed the
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Change: nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole exept chuck norris he eats black holes. they taste like chickenchuck norris died 20 years ago. death just never had the guts to tell him.bruce lee killed chuck norris in the way
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Apr 16 2009, 5:18 PM EDT
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Change: When people die, they go to hell. When hell dies, it goes to Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.Mr. T, Arnold Shcwarzzenger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God.
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Mar 24 2009, 1:20 AM EDT
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Change: The titanic didn't sink because of an iceberg, Chuck Norris was just out for a swim.Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.Chuck Norris once participated in
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Feb 12 2009, 11:50 PM EST
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Change: Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land. Best Chuck Norris Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4 Chuck Norris Jokes 5GOOD CHUCK NORRIS JOKESGodzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo. Jesus can walk
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Feb 12 2009, 11:48 PM EST
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Change: Know the jokesJesus aboutcan Chuckwalk Norris'on round-housewater, kicks?but ReadChuck theNorris hilariouscan Chuckswim Norrison Jokesland. below. Best Chuck Norris Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4 Chuck Norris Jokes 5GOOD CHUCK NORRIS JOKESGodzilla is
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Change: Deleted by Jan 12 2009, 9:58 AM EST for: no reason given
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Jan 2 2009, 2:22 AM EST
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Change: only mean that he has killed again. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, may God help you. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4 Chuck Norris Jokes 5
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Jan 2 2009, 2:21 AM EST
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Change: automatically types what Chuck Norris is thinking. Chuck Norris laughter is the most feared sound on earth because it can only mean that he has killed again. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4 Chuck Norris Jokes 5
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Aug 28 2008, 4:26 PM EDT
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Change: If Chuck Norris wants to go on the internet, he just stares at the monitor and keyboard. Then the computer and monitor will come on all bythemselves and the keyboard automatically types what Chuck Norris is thinking. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4 Chuck
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Aug 28 2008, 4:23 PM EDT
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Change: finds a pig and just looks at it. When the pig looks back at Chuck Norris, it instantly tunrs into a barbecue sandwich with colslaw and hushpuppies. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4 Chuck Norris Jokes 5
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Jul 23 2008, 4:34 PM EDT
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Jul 23 2008, 4:07 PM EDT
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Change: Originally Chuck Norris was to play froto in Lord of the Rings but turned the job down cause only a panzy needs 3 movies to
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Jul 21 2008, 8:27 PM EDT
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Change: Best Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4 Chuck Norris Jokes 5GOOD CHUCK NORRIS JOKES Go to Google and type in "Find Chuck Norris" Then Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice Chuck Norris is the real
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Change: Mr. T, Arnold Shcwarzzenger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God. God says to them,"I have call you three here because you are
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Change: After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.Chuck Norris is
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Jul 21 2008, 8:21 PM EDT
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Change: The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.Chuck Norris does not kick
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Change: A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. The simple act of touching him cured the man's blindness, unfortunately the first and last thing the man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark;
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Change: Chuck Norris writes half of the jokes on this site, he likes his fans to be informedChuck Norris knows what Willis is talking aboutChuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.Chuck Norris doesn't step away
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Change: work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody. Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball. Chuck Norris can speak Braille. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4 Chuck Norris Jokes 5
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