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Change: The real reason Jesus died on the cross is thatbecause he wanted to appear on a necklace across Chuck Norris's bare chest. The reason God callcalled himself "God" was because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.Chuck
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Change: The real reason Jesus died on the cross is that he wanted to appear on a necklace across Chuck Norris's bare chest. The reason God call himself "God" was because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.Chuck Norris
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Monday, 6:00 AM EDT
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Change: Chuck Norris's immune system single-handedly defeated the German army. The rest of the war was just for show.Chuck Norris's hard nipples on a cold day are the best way to cut through diamonds.chuck norris once impaled a man with a single one of his pubesnothing can
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Mar 6 2010, 9:35 AM EST
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Dec 15 2009, 4:24 AM EST
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Oct 1 2009, 6:58 PM EDT
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Change: God's favorite color is Chuck Norris.Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.Chuck Norris destroyed the
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May 15 2009, 5:02 PM EDT
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Change: nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole exept chuck norris he eats black holes. they taste like chickenchuck norris died 20 years ago. death just never had the guts to tell him.bruce lee killed chuck norris in the way
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Apr 16 2009, 5:18 PM EDT
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Change: When people die, they go to hell. When hell dies, it goes to Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.Mr. T, Arnold Shcwarzzenger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God.
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Mar 24 2009, 1:20 AM EDT
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Change: The titanic didn't sink because of an iceberg, Chuck Norris was just out for a swim.Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.Chuck Norris once participated in
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Feb 12 2009, 11:50 PM EST
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Change: Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land. Best Chuck Norris Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4 Chuck Norris Jokes 5GOOD CHUCK NORRIS JOKESGodzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo. Jesus can walk
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Feb 12 2009, 11:48 PM EST
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Change: Know the jokesJesus aboutcan Chuckwalk Norris'on round-housewater, kicks?but ReadChuck theNorris hilariouscan Chuckswim Norrison Jokesland. below. Best Chuck Norris Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4 Chuck Norris Jokes 5GOOD CHUCK NORRIS JOKESGodzilla is
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Change: only mean that he has killed again. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, may God help you. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4 Chuck Norris Jokes 5
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Jan 2 2009, 2:21 AM EST
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Change: automatically types what Chuck Norris is thinking. Chuck Norris laughter is the most feared sound on earth because it can only mean that he has killed again. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4 Chuck Norris Jokes 5
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Aug 28 2008, 4:26 PM EDT
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Change: If Chuck Norris wants to go on the internet, he just stares at the monitor and keyboard. Then the computer and monitor will come on all bythemselves and the keyboard automatically types what Chuck Norris is thinking. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4 Chuck
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Aug 28 2008, 4:23 PM EDT
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Change: finds a pig and just looks at it. When the pig looks back at Chuck Norris, it instantly tunrs into a barbecue sandwich with colslaw and hushpuppies. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4 Chuck Norris Jokes 5
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Jul 23 2008, 4:34 PM EDT
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Jul 23 2008, 4:07 PM EDT
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Change: Originally Chuck Norris was to play froto in Lord of the Rings but turned the job down cause only a panzy needs 3 movies to
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Jul 21 2008, 8:27 PM EDT
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Change: Best Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4 Chuck Norris Jokes 5GOOD CHUCK NORRIS JOKES Go to Google and type in "Find Chuck Norris" Then Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice Chuck Norris is the real
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Change: Mr. T, Arnold Shcwarzzenger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God. God says to them,"I have call you three here because you are
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