Change: You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want togo to   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1312)

Change: Bush lied to me. They all lied to me. "We gotta go to Iraq because they're the most dangerous country on Earth, they're the most   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1209)

Change: $ . $5,000. ''Man, l would blow your fuckingf**king head off, if l could afford it. ''l'ml'm gonna get me another job, l'm gonna start saving some money... money, ''andand you're a dead man. man! ''YouYou better hope l can't get no bullets on layaway.'' So   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 887)

Change:  Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 760)

Change: I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.I'm in   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 643)

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