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Oct 19 2009, 8:41 PM EDT by
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if you ever see me are hear my name go on jokes.com more info
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Blind guy walks into a bar......(Blonde Joke)
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Aug 20 2009, 2:34 PM EDT by
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Blind guy makes his way to the bar and asks the barmaid "wanna hear a blonde joke"?. The barmaid cocks her shotgun and says : "I'm a blonde and I have a gun, the 2 girls on your right are blondes and they are tag team wrestlers, the girl on your left is a blonde tattooed head to foot and rides a harley and the girl behind you now is my bouncer, a blackbelt and is also a blonde. Sure you still want to tell that joke?". The blind guy says...."not if I have to repeat it 5 times."
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yo mama
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Jun 9 2009, 10:48 PM EDT by
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what is the different between a blond and a roster? the roster says coc-a-doddle do and a blond says any cock will do
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u so blonde
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Jun 6 2009, 11:27 PM EDT by
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u so blonde when u walked down the street u attracted a paparazzi for blondes in need
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yo mama so blonde
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Jun 2 2009, 9:08 PM EDT by
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Yo mama so blonde when she stepped outside in broad daylight people thought she was bald
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SO FAT
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May 20 2009, 1:35 AM EDT by
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YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WEN SHE STEPPED IN A SCALE IT SAID BITCH LOOSE SOME WEIGHT
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hairy
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May 20 2009, 1:33 AM EDT by
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YO MAMA SO HAIRY THAT WEN I SAW HER ASS LAST NIGHT DONKEY CAME OUT ''GOD BLESS AMERICA''
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yea this isnt funny
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May 6 2009, 8:37 PM EDT by
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far this aint funny coz i blond but i the smartest in my class so it cant b true that blonds r dum idiot
i agree with the anonymous b4 me
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Dont run away from the cops with a blonde.
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Apr 27 2009, 3:30 PM EDT by
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I was walking and then i saw a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde.They was getting chased by the po po (police). And then they found a small shack to hide in. So they decided to hide in some barels they saw. Then the cops came and they were hiding in the barels. So the redhead was hiding in the barels that said, 'puppies'. When the po po kicked the barel, the redhead yelled 'bark bark!'. Then the po po kicked the barel that the brunette was hiding in. She yelled 'meow!meow!'. then when the po po went to the barel with the blonde in it. He kicked the barel she was in that said 'potatos', he kicked that one and the blonde yelled 'potatos!'
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Hair colour
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Feb 10 2009, 4:52 PM EST by
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What do you call a blonde that changes her hair colour.........artifially intelligent
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How to keep a blonde busy for who knows how long:
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Oct 14 2008, 5:55 PM EDT by
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Put her/him in a round room and tell her there's a 100 dollar bill in every corner. Now go the heck to www.zeecomedians.wetpaint.com and have some more laughs!
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Stereotypes
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Aug 24 2008, 12:07 AM EDT by
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Alot of blonde peeps arent dumb, but we label them because it is a stereotypical tradition as it said at the top.
Like policeman officers...they dont ACTUALLY live on donuts.
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Yo!
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Jul 19 2008, 2:01 PM EDT by
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Hay sup,
Just to tell u im blonde and i tink these are funn-ay,
but most of yo pplz spelled blonde rong,
B-L-O-N-D-E
shows not all blondes are stupid eh?
Cyaz,
SOOO not stupid blonde kah
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Jul 19 2008, 2:01 PM EDT
yeah ok so im a blonde to some of these are offenzive some are funny it all matters on how you take it but- blonde can be spelt both ways blond blonde usually when theres no e they are refering to a guy. usually.
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omg!! meannn
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Jul 11 2008, 6:54 PM EDT by
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first of all, im blond but some of them r kinda funny... BUT JUST BECAUSE IM BLOND DOESNT MEAN IM STUPID. IVE GOTTEN STRAIGHT A'S SINCE I COULD GET LETTER GRADES.
CHECK OUT MY WIKI:: www.kierstinslove.wetpaint.com
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Confusing
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Jan 5 2008, 2:05 AM EST by
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How do you confuse a Blonde? Put her in a circle room, Spin her around 3 times, then tell her to go pee in a Corner.
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I have a Joke.
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Jan 5 2008, 1:21 AM EST by
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This Blonde is walking home From the Grocery store when her Brunett friend called her name. The Blonde walked over to the Brunett and the Brunett said,"If I can guess how many fish are in your bag you have to give me one,Ok?" The Blonde then said,"I'll tell you what,if you can guess how many fish are in my sack I will give you both of them."
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blondes
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Jan 5 2008, 12:45 AM EST by
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some blonds are sexy
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Jan 5 2008, 12:45 AM EST
LOL! Thanks! Us Blondes thank U. I bet U R pertty Hot yourself.
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ya they are
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Jan 5 2008, 12:43 AM EST by
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ya they r im a blonde and i think there funny i may not be the brightest crayon in the box but there hilarious
keep writin
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Jan 5 2008, 12:43 AM EST
Thank GOD! Someone who understands! FROM-YOUR FELLOW BLONDE!ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Not Funny
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Jul 10 2007, 8:20 PM EDT by
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Hey Im a blonde but these things aren't funny.I rep[oting this blonde joke section to abuse!!!!!
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Jul 10 2007, 8:20 PM EDT
ya'll are sensitive lil blondes! DANG! get over it if you smart then you smart but this joke is saying MOST blondes are stupid! there are a LOT of stupid blondes out there.... you should know that. so if you smart then know that nobody is talking about ya'll! and it's just a joke! i dont gop whining because someone talking about people with black hair, or brown eyes!
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blonde jokes
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