what do you do to stop black kids from jumping on the bed
put velcro on the roof lol

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all go into a barn and hide in different, empty potatoes sacks because they’re wanted by the police. A cop comes in and pokes the first bag with the redhead and she says, “MEOW!” He pokes the second bag with the brunette and she says, “WOOF!” He pokes the third bag with the blonde and she says, “POTATOES!”

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. While driving home from the dealer she cuts off a semi, almost driving off a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle in the dust and tells her that she can't move or he will kill her. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees that she's smiling. So he goes back to his truck and gets a baseball bat and starts smashing the windows and denting her car. He looks over and sees that she's laughing. He's really mad now so he takes his knife and slashes her tires. He looks back to see that the blonde is laughing so hard she's about to fall over. He demands, what is so funny? She takes a deep breath and says, "Every time you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it." The blond replies "Shut up, you're next."
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your hair is so blond it looks like someone **** u and had to go potty !opps!

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what is the different between a blond and a roster? the roster says coc-a-doddle do and a blond says any cock will do

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Yo mama so blonde when she stepped outside in broad daylight people thought she was bald

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YO MAMA SO HAIRY THAT WEN I SAW HER ASS LAST NIGHT DONKEY CAME OUT ''GOD BLESS AMERICA''

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I was walking and then i saw a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde.They was getting chased by the po po (police). And then they found a small shack to hide in. So they decided to hide in some barels they saw. Then the cops came and they were hiding in the barels. So the redhead was hiding in the barels that said, 'puppies'. When the po po kicked the barel, the redhead yelled 'bark bark!'. Then the po po kicked the barel that the brunette was hiding in. She yelled 'meow!meow!'. then when the po po went to the barel with the blonde in it. He kicked the barel she was in that said 'potatos', he kicked that one and the blonde yelled 'potatos!'

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Put her/him in a round room and tell her there's a 100 dollar bill in every corner. Now go the heck to www.zeecomedians.wetpaint.com and have some more laughs!

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Hay sup,
Just to tell u im blonde and i tink these are funn-ay,
but most of yo pplz spelled blonde rong,
B-L-O-N-D-E
shows not all blondes are stupid eh?

Cyaz,
SOOO not stupid blonde kah

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How do you confuse a Blonde? Put her in a circle room, Spin her around 3 times, then tell her to go pee in a Corner.

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