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| Oct 28 2011, 10:08 PM EDT | hopeurbeautiful11 | 4 words added, 15 words deleted |
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Q: What iswhats a blondes topbest speed?friend
A: 68, when she gets to 69 she blows a rod.herself.
Heyy imma blonde thats like hairist
hey imma blonde haha
hey theres a blond joke i made on your so stupid. - Jake Cost (leafpoolwolf)
Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.
A blonde was determined to show his wife he wasn't stupid so he painted the kitchen.
when she came back from work she said "the kitchen looks great but why are you wearing three jackets?"
the paint said best with three coats
How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
Tell her that the drinks are on the house
What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A vacant possession.
What did the blonde's dentist find?
Teeth in the cavity
What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
She's trying to hold on to a thought
What is a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A padded dash
Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens?
They couldn't find their eraser.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Why did the blonde cross the road?
She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking!
Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
To avoid the draft.
What do blonde virgins eat?
Baby food.
Why did the blonde take two hits of acid?
She wanted to go on a round trip.
Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?
She thought it was diet coke.
What does an illiterate blonde text when she laughs?
OLL!
A: 68, when she gets to 69 she blows a rod.herself.
Heyy imma blonde thats like hairist
Q: What do bricks and blondes have in common?
A: They both get laid by mexicans!
On the Rocks or Frozen?
A blonde walked into a bar and said, "I'd like a margarita please." The bartender said, "Would you like that 'on the rocks'?" The blonde replied, "No, for here is fine."
hey theres a blond joke i made on your so stupid. - Jake Cost (leafpoolwolf)
Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.
A blonde was determined to show his wife he wasn't stupid so he painted the kitchen.
when she came back from work she said "the kitchen looks great but why are you wearing three jackets?"
the paint said best with three coats
How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
Tell her that the drinks are on the house
What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A vacant possession.
What did the blonde's dentist find?
Teeth in the cavity
What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
She's trying to hold on to a thought
What is a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A padded dash
Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens?
They couldn't find their eraser.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Why did the blonde cross the road?
She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking!
Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
To avoid the draft.
What do blonde virgins eat?
Baby food.
Why did the blonde take two hits of acid?
She wanted to go on a round trip.
Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?
She thought it was diet coke.
What does an illiterate blonde text when she laughs?
OLL!
