Change: The assassin of Dr. Martin Luther King, James Earl Ray, is dead. And what a practical joke on him when he finds out that hell is integrated.asifjdisjgvnaskmflvcasWe have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.Everything that used to   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 342)

Change: Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week,which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.I'm a self concious *******.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 403)

Change:  on the EconomyL.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there's a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson -- and when he shows up, they tell him there'll be a ten-minute wait.I was raised half Jewish and half Catholic. When I'd go   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 392)

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Change: Psychiatrists are no help. What do they tell you? "Well, we'll have to get back into your childhood to find the trauma." Who can't find   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 309)

Change: he shows up, they tell him there'll be a ten-minute wait.I was raised half Jewish and half Catholic. When I'd go to confession, I'd say "Bless me, father, for I have sinned -- and you know my attorney, Mr.Cohen."   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 61)

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