Change: John McCain Jokes by Bill MaherSarah Palin Jokes by Bill MaherL.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there's a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson -- and when he shows up, they tell him there'll be a ten-minute wait.I was raised half Jewish and   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 389)

Change: Sarah Palin Jokes by Bill MaherL.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there's a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson -- and when he shows up, they tell him there'll be a ten-minute wait.I was raised half Jewish and half Catholic. When   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 383)

Change: a neurological disorder. Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need. They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week,which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 377)

Change:  for I have sinned -- and you know my attorney, Mr.Cohen."I believe Dr. Kevorkian is onto something. I think he’s great. Because suicide is our way of saying to God, "You can’t fire me. I quit." (Bill Maher)   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 91)

Change: Moved by The-Joker Aug 5 2008, 1:13 PM EDT