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Change: You know it's interesting, when Bill Clinton needed stimulus for his package, he just called an intern.But congratulations to Hillary Clinton, our new secretary of state, who was sworn in holding the Clinton family Bible. And it's a special edition, because Bill had removed four Commandments.Here's a
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Change: But congratulations to Hillary Clinton, our new secretary of state, who was sworn in holding the Clinton family Bible. And it's a special edition, because Bill had removed four Commandments.Here's a statistic I learned while watching the inauguration —
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Change: Here's a statistic I learned while watching the inauguration — the White House has 16 bedrooms. And the only president to use each and every one of them was Bill Clinton. The White House also has three kitchens and the
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Jan 15 2009, 10:16 AM EST
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Change: Hillary Clinton's confirmation hearing for secretary of state began today. And it's interesting because when you think about it, by the end of the week, Hillary will be a confirmed secretary of state, and Bill Clinton will be a confirmed bachelor. She's going to leave town, you see.The
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Change: But the White House dog has to be sociable, has to be friendly, has to be trainable. And yes, those are the same qualities President Clinton looked for in an intern.You know for each inauguration, the President adds his own
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Change: The Secret Service is saying that it's not necessary for Barack Obama to have a BlackBerry. They want to take it away from him, because
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Change: You know for each inauguration, the President adds his own little touches, his own signature note to the proceedings. For example, maybe you don't remember this but for the first Clinton inauguration, ladies drank free.George Bush picked up the check. Bill Clinton picked up the waitress.Tomorrow, President
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Jan 12 2009, 10:46 AM EST
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Change: During the meeting, Bill Clinton was impressed by the light brown carpet in the Oval Office, saying "I love this rug." Though he did say it would look better if it was just a thin strip down the middle. More Bill Clinton jokesHilary clinton is giving
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Jan 8 2009, 7:55 PM EST
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Change: President Bush and President-elect Barack Obama did have a historic lunch with the three former presidents. Yeah. Of course, Bill Clinton was the only one who brought a date. Today, Bill Clinton said, if it will help Hillary become secretary
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Change: George Bush picked up the check. Bill Clinton picked up the waitress.Tomorrow, President Bush is hosting a White House lunch for President-elect Barack Obama, former President Jimmy Carter and former
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Change: Tomorrow, President Bush is hosting a White House lunch for President-elect Barack Obama, former President Jimmy Carter and former President Bill Clinton. So that's like an historic luncheon. It will be Barack Obama, Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton. At least that's what Bill is telling Hillary.Bill and
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Change: Bill and Hillary Clinton helped drop the ball in Times Square on New Year’s Eve. But it was frigid. It was bitter cold, it was icy. And that’s just their marriage, ladies and gentlemen.Now here’s something historical. In January, all five
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Change: Now here’s something historical. In January, all five living presidents are scheduled to have lunch together. Clinton suggested the VIP room at Hooters.But Obama says [of his addiction to smoking cigarettes] that sometimes the urge is
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Change: But Obama says [of his addiction to smoking cigarettes] that sometimes the urge is so strong he really can't control himself and he just has to have one. And he — no, wait, that was President Clinton. That's a different deal.Everybody is excited about this,
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Change: "Bill Clinton" on Hillary's New Appointment on SNL's Weekend Update "Bill Clinton" endorses Obama on SNL's Weekend Update Conan O'Brien on Bill Clinton Today, Bill Clinton said, if it will help Hillary become secretary of state,
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Change: Jay Leno on Bill ClintonHillary Clinton Jokes"Bill Clinton" on Hillary's New Appointment on SNL's Weekend Update "Bill Clinton" endorses Obama on SNL's Weekend Update Conan O'Brien on Bill Clinton Today, Bill Clinton said, if it will help Hillary
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Change: This is so stupid. They always ask voters, 'which candidate would you rather have a beer with?' You want to have a beer with any
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Change: "Bill Clinton" on Hillary's New Appointment on SNL's Weekend Update "Bill Clinton" endorses Obama on SNL's Weekend Update Conan O'Brien on Bill Clinton Today, Bill Clinton said, if it will help Hillary become secretary of state,
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Change: The big rumor yesterday was that Barack Obama would select Hillary Clinton to be his secretary of state. Now it seems like that might not
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