Change: You know it's interesting, when Bill Clinton needed stimulus for his package, he just called an intern.But congratulations to Hillary Clinton, our new secretary of state, who was sworn in holding the Clinton family Bible. And it's a special edition, because Bill had removed four Commandments.Here's a   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1982)

Change: Here's a statistic I learned while watching the inauguration — the White House has 16 bedrooms. And the only president to use each and every one of them was Bill Clinton. The White House also has three kitchens and the   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1933)

Change: But the White House dog has to be sociable, has to be friendly, has to be trainable. And yes, those are the same qualities President Clinton looked for in an intern.You know for each inauguration, the President adds his own   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1829)

Change: You know for each inauguration, the President adds his own little touches, his own signature note to the proceedings. For example, maybe you don't remember this but for the first Clinton inauguration, ladies drank free.George Bush picked up the check. Bill Clinton picked up the waitress.Tomorrow, President   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1738)

Change: President Bush and President-elect Barack Obama did have a historic lunch with the three former presidents. Yeah. Of course, Bill Clinton was the only one who brought a date. Today, Bill Clinton said, if it will help Hillary become secretary   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1658)

Change: Tomorrow, President Bush is hosting a White House lunch for President-elect Barack Obama, former President Jimmy Carter and former President Bill Clinton. So that's like an historic luncheon. It will be Barack Obama, Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton. At least that's what Bill is telling Hillary.Bill and   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1616)

Change: Now here’s something historical. In January, all five living presidents are scheduled to have lunch together. Clinton suggested the VIP room at Hooters.But Obama says [of his addiction to smoking cigarettes] that sometimes the urge is   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1531)

Change: "Bill Clinton" on Hillary's New Appointment on SNL's Weekend Update "Bill Clinton" endorses Obama on SNL's Weekend Update Conan O'Brien on Bill Clinton Today, Bill Clinton said, if it will help Hillary become secretary of state,   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1465)

Change: Jay Leno on Bill ClintonHillary Clinton Jokes"Bill Clinton" on Hillary's New Appointment on SNL's Weekend Update "Bill Clinton" endorses Obama on SNL's Weekend Update Conan O'Brien on Bill Clinton Today, Bill Clinton said, if it will help Hillary   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1465)

Change: "Bill Clinton" on Hillary's New Appointment on SNL's Weekend Update "Bill Clinton" endorses Obama on SNL's Weekend Update Conan O'Brien on Bill Clinton Today, Bill Clinton said, if it will help Hillary become secretary of state,   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2203)