Change: A guy goes into a bar, orders a drink, and lights up a fine cigar. As he contentedly sips his drink, heblows several smoke rings   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1466)

Change:  A disgusting, ugly, grimy, stinking drunk has been watching all this with great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and says, "Hey, I think that's really far out what you can do. Try this one." The man takes   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1333)

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Change: More Drinking Jokes | More Bar Jokes Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1098)

Change: A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here's a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1084)

Change:  A black, a Rabbi, a Pollock, a blonde, a Russian, a priest, and a nun walk into the bar. The bartender says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Sir,   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 924)

Change: guy walks into a bar...A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Sir, did you know there's a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arghhh... and it's been driving me nuts."A skeleton walks into a bar   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 838)

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Change:  third man ducks.A fly walks into as bar and says to a lady "nice stool ur sitting on." A penguin walks into a bar, he goes to the counter and asks the barman "Have you seen my brother?". The barman asks "What does he look like?"   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 583)

Change: earth did you know that?"The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly. " ------------------------------Charles Dickens walks into a bar - the bartender sayssays, Olive (o)ror Twist.Twist?-----------------------------A fly walks into as bar and says to a lady "nice stool ur sitting on."   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 555)