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Change: A guy goes into a bar, orders a drink, and lights up a fine cigar. As he contentedly sips his drink, heblows several smoke rings
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Aug 4 2008, 4:51 PM EDT
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Change: A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he
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Aug 4 2008, 4:49 PM EDT
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Change: A disgusting, ugly, grimy, stinking drunk has been watching all this with great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and says, "Hey, I think that's really far out what you can do. Try this one." The man takes
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Aug 4 2008, 4:29 PM EDT
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Change: and shouts out, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar retorts, "You take that back!" The angry man snarls, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The guy replies, "No, I'm an asshole!" More Drinking Jokes | More Bar Jokes
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Aug 4 2008, 4:28 PM EDT
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Aug 4 2008, 4:28 PM EDT
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Aug 4 2008, 4:28 PM EDT
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Change: More Drinking Jokes | More Bar Jokes Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt
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Aug 4 2008, 3:50 PM EDT
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Change: replies the bartender, "no charge." An Englishman, American, and Irishman, all walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender hands them there beer, however there are flies in each mug of beer. Well the Englishman pushes the beer aside and says, "That's disgusting." The American
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Jul 31 2008, 1:11 PM EDT
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Change: A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here's a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The
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Jul 31 2008, 12:33 PM EDT
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Jul 17 2008, 1:43 PM EDT
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Change: A black, a Rabbi, a Pollock, a blonde, a Russian, a priest, and a nun walk into the bar. The bartender says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Sir,
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Jul 17 2008, 1:28 PM EDT
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Change: takes a slug, and shouts out, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar retorts, "You take that back!" The angry man snarls, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The guy replies, "No, I'm an asshole!"
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Jul 17 2008, 1:26 PM EDT
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Change: guy walks into a bar...A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Sir, did you know there's a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arghhh... and it's been driving me nuts."A skeleton walks into a bar
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Jul 17 2008, 1:25 PM EDT
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Change: The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and found Silver leaning against the hitching post, panting. They got him some water and soon Silver was looking better, but he was still panting. The Lone Ranger said, "Tonto, run around Silver as
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Jul 17 2008, 1:16 PM EDT
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Jul 17 2008, 1:16 PM EDT
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Jul 17 2008, 1:15 PM EDT
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Change: third man ducks.A fly walks into as bar and says to a lady "nice stool ur sitting on." A penguin walks into a bar, he goes to the counter and asks the barman "Have you seen my brother?". The barman asks "What does he look like?"
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Jul 17 2008, 1:05 PM EDT
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Change: A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Sir, did you know there's a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arghhh... and it's been driving me nuts."------------------------A man is sitting in a bar drinking
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Change: earth did you know that?"The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly. " ------------------------------Charles Dickens walks into a bar - the bartender sayssays, Olive (o)ror Twist.Twist?-----------------------------A fly walks into as bar and says to a lady "nice stool ur sitting on."
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Jul 16 2008, 7:32 PM EDT
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