Barack Obama Jokes by David Letterman - History Page

	Date/Time	Made By	Type	Scope
	Feb 5 2009, 11:07 AM EST	katia2525	edit	150 words deleted
Change: I thought this was kind of cute. Senator Barack Obama, President-elect Barack Obama and his wife went on their first date since the election. They View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1327)
	Jan 20 2009, 11:07 AM EST	katia2525	edit	7 words added 1 widget added
Change: Top Ten Signs Obama is Getting Nervous And the other thing is, Barack Obama is still trying to get a dog for the kids. You know about that? View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1485)
	Jan 20 2009, 10:45 AM EST	katia2525	edit	53 words added
Change: And the other thing is, Barack Obama is still trying to get a dog for the kids. You know about that? He promised the little View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1478)
	Jan 13 2009, 6:06 PM EST	katia2525	edit	76 words added
Change: But Sanjay Gupta says if he becomes the surgeon general the first thing he wants to do is warn people about one thing — the Regis Philbin show in high def. He said it could cause nausea and headaches. Well, we're just a couple of View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1422)
	Jan 8 2009, 7:42 PM EST	katia2525	edit	28 words added
Change: But surgeon general, that's a tough position, and it was hard for Obama to make the choice. It was between Gupta, Dr. Phil and a guy on 'Scrubs.' The Secret Service has unveiled a new state-of-the-art limousine for Barack View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1347)
	Jan 8 2009, 7:42 PM EST	katia2525	edit	51 words added
Change: Well, we're just a couple of weeks from new President Barack Obama being sworn in. And he's been very busy naming a lot of cabinet View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1318)
	Jan 7 2009, 5:07 PM EST	katia2525	edit	67 words added
Change: The Secret Service has unveiled a new state-of-the-art limousine for Barack Obama. A million dollars for this state-art-limousine. Meanwhile, today, John McCain closed a deal on a used LeSabre. But the limousine is massive. It's a three ton, it's a tank-like vehicle, or, as GM calls it, it's a compact. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1264)
	Dec 18 2008, 8:48 PM EST	katia2525	edit	32 words added
Change: Everybody looks forward to 'Time' magazine naming their 'person of the year.' And today, they named Barack Obama person of the year. That's right. Finally, things are starting to go his way. But the President-elect says that he still will smoke View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1185)
	Dec 10 2008, 2:11 PM EST	katia2525	edit	24 words added
Change: But the President-elect says that he still will smoke occasionally. And I remember on Election Day when he smoked John McCain, so it's true. How about this Barack Obama, President-elect Barack Obama. Bush ought to take his View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1152)
	Dec 10 2008, 2:07 PM EST	katia2525	edit	58 words added
Change: How about this Barack Obama, President-elect Barack Obama. Bush ought to take his last two months worth of paychecks and give them to Barack Obama, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1126)
	Nov 18 2008, 2:52 PM EST	katia2525	edit	54 words added
Change: Everybody is kind of making up and getting back together. Senator McCain and President-elect Barack Obama met, got together and had a nice visit. And View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1064)
	Nov 17 2008, 3:58 PM EST	katia2525	edit	48 words added
Change: and his family are still looking for a dog for the White House. I hear the Beverly Hills Chihuaha is on the short list. They are looking for a pet that does not shed. So I'm thinking that rules out that thing on Donald Trump's head. Barack Obama says View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1008)
	Nov 13 2008, 6:39 PM EST	katia2525	edit	35 words added
Change: Barack Obama says he’ll be living in the White House with his family, his two daughters and his wife, and his mother-in-law. Yeah, he may want to rethink closing Guantanamo, you know what I mean? Barack Obama was thrilled, I mean, thrilled, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 958)
	Nov 12 2008, 8:43 PM EST	katia2525	edit	52 words added 3 words deleted
Change: Barack Obama was thrilled, I mean, thrilled, because even as a United States senator, he had never really been to the White House, so he View changes from previous version. (Word count: 920)
	Nov 11 2008, 6:33 PM EST	katia2525	edit	64 words added
Change: I thought this was kind of cute. Senator Barack Obama, President-elect Barack Obama and his wife went on their first date since the election. They View changes from previous version. (Word count: 870)
	Nov 7 2008, 3:55 PM EST	katia2525	edit	80 words added
Change: I love stuff like this, because it so early that everything now is new and cute and the Obama family looking for a White House dog. ... Once the Obama's choose a dog, he must then be confirmed by the Senate. But I was thinking View changes from previous version. (Word count: 804)
	Nov 7 2008, 3:52 PM EST	katia2525	edit	42 words added
Change: And as you know, like they say, Barack Obama hits the ground running. He is already naming people to be part of the staff. He picked a guy Rahm Emanuel. Rahm Emanuel, is that the holiday the writers are always taking off? Ladies and gentlemen, Barack View changes from previous version. (Word count: 724)
	Nov 6 2008, 8:02 PM EST	katia2525	edit	28 words added
Change: Ladies and gentlemen, Barack Obama is our new president. And I think I speak for most Americans when I say, anybody mind if he starts a little early?And how about last night, when Barack Obama had his half View changes from previous version. (Word count: 682)
	Nov 2 2008, 6:18 PM EST	katia2525	edit	57 words added
Change: And how about last night, when Barack Obama had his half hour infomercial TV special. I mean, thank God! It’s about time this guy got some media coverage, don’t you think?But I thought it was one of those heartwarming infomercials. View changes from previous version. (Word count: 654)
	Oct 20 2008, 3:36 PM EDT	katia2525	edit
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 595)