Barack Obama Jokes by Conan O'Brien - History Page

	Date/Time	Made By	Type	Scope
	Jan 13 2009, 7:49 PM EST	katia2525	edit	59 words added
Change: Barack Obama's inauguration is just a week away. They just announced this. Three days before his inauguration, Barack Obama is going to retrace Abraham Lincoln's View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2439)
	Jan 13 2009, 7:21 PM EST	katia2525	edit	38 words added
Change: On Inauguration Day, Barack Obama will be riding in a brand new presidential limousine made by General Motors. Yeah, the parade route is five miles long, so GM says Obama should only have to stop for gas twice. In a speech about the economy, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2376)
	Jan 13 2009, 6:46 PM EST	katia2525	edit	38 words added
Change: In a speech about the economy, Barack Obama said that Americans will soon be able to go online and see where the bailout money is being spent. In response, Americans said, 'Thanks, but we'll stick to downloading porn.' The Washington Post reports today that View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2338)
	Jan 8 2009, 7:58 PM EST	katia2525	edit	77 words added
Change: Now, some political experts were really surprised that Obama's pick for surgeon general is mainly known for talking about health care on television, but apparently Obama got the idea from President Bush, who once tried to appoint the cast of 'Scrubs.' Time magazine has selected their View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2299)
	Dec 29 2008, 7:08 PM EST	katia2525	edit
Change: There were only format changes (bold, italics, etc.) in this version. See this version for details. (Word count: 2220)
	Dec 29 2008, 3:48 PM EST	katia2525	edit	69 words added
Change: Gay leaders are furious at Barack Obama because he picked an anti-gay minister to deliver a prayer during the inauguration ceremony. Yeah. Gay leaders are also furious at Obama because the tie he's planning to wear is all wrong. A New York elementary school became View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2220)
	Nov 25 2008, 12:32 PM EST	katia2525	edit	34 words added
Change: A New York elementary school became the first school in the country to be named after Barack Obama. Yeah, that's very nice. Yeah, unfortunately, no one likes their team's new nickname, the Fighting Husseins. Oprah Winfrey just announced that she's planning to View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2146)
	Nov 21 2008, 6:48 PM EST	katia2525	edit	28 words added
Change: Oprah Winfrey just announced that she's planning to attend Barack Obama's inauguration. Oprah says she's very excited to see Obama become the second-most powerful person in the world. President-elect Obama met with former political rival John McCain. Did you View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2110)
	Nov 19 2008, 4:20 PM EST	katia2525	edit	39 words added
Change: President-elect Obama met with former political rival John McCain. Did you see that? They got together. ... And both men said it was a relief to put their differences aside, sit down, and really make fun of Sarah Palin. Barack and Michelle Obama are looking View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2078)
	Nov 13 2008, 7:01 PM EST	katia2525	edit	155 words added
Change: Now that Barack Obama has been elected president, producers in Hollywood say they think America is now ready for a black James Bond and a black Wonder Woman. Isn't that cool? Yeah, hell, America may even be ready for a black Michael Jackson. It was reported View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2039)
	Nov 12 2008, 9:41 PM EST	katia2525	edit	67 words added
Change: One of the Obama girls is allergic to dogs, so someone has offered the Obamas a puppy that is completely hairless. Yeah. In fact, the children have already given the puppy the name James Carville. Oprah Winfrey has said she will not View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1881)
	Nov 10 2008, 8:07 PM EST	katia2525	edit	44 words added
Change: Oprah Winfrey has said she will not accept the role of an ambassador to a foreign country if it were offered to her by Barack Obama. She wouldn't accept. On the other hand, Obama did announce that his new surgeon general is Dr. Phil.Today, at his View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1814)
	Nov 10 2008, 8:03 PM EST	katia2525	edit	30 words added
Change: Today, at his first press conference as President-elect, Barack Obama said America will succeed if we can put aside partisanship and politics. Nice. Yeah, in other words, we're totally screwed. In the news, Chinese president Hu Jintao says that now View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1769)
	Nov 7 2008, 4:00 PM EST	katia2525	edit	92 words added
Change: In the news, Chinese president Hu Jintao says that now that Barack Obama has been elected, he is looking forward to taking the relationship between China and the U.S. to the next level. That's what he said. Yeah. Then he said, 'Who knows, maybe we'll even go all the way.' View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1737)
	Nov 6 2008, 8:24 PM EST	katia2525	edit	93 words added
Change: Last night, after Barack Obama was declared the winner, President Bush called Obama, promised to work with him to guarantee a smooth transition. Yeah. Yeah, when we heard this, Obama said, 'Thanks, but you've done enough.' All the major networks declared Barack Obama the winner at 11 View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1637)
	Nov 5 2008, 4:56 PM EST	katia2525	edit	40 words added
Change: Barack Obama was joined on stage by Bruce Springsteen in Ohio on Sunday. There was one tense moment when somebody in the audience yelled out, 'Born in the USA!' And Obama said, 'For the last time, yes, damnit, I was! During a speech earlier today, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1542)
	Oct 31 2008, 10:41 AM EDT	katia2525	edit	41 words added
Change: During a speech earlier today, Barack Obama accidentally mixed up his black sitcom characters. He said that Wheezy from 'The Jeffersons' was a character on 'Sanford and Son.' That's true, yeah. And just like that, folks, the election is wide open.Big night of television tonight View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1502)
	Oct 31 2008, 10:41 AM EDT	katia2525	edit	41 words added
Change: Big night of television tonight for Barack Obama. Earlier tonight, Barack Obama aired a half-hour infomercial to attract more voters. Yeah. Yeah, and apparently, if you watched the entire infomercial, Barack threw in a free set of Ginsu knives for you. Now, this is interesting, View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1460)
	Oct 30 2008, 10:35 AM EDT	katia2525	edit	107 words added
Change: Tomorrow night Barack Obama is buying a half-hour commercial on CBS, NBC and Fox. Not on ABC, though. I think it is because they've got View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1418)
	Oct 29 2008, 2:13 PM EDT	katia2525	edit	34 words added
Change: The other day, a guy who played a game of basketball against Barack Obama said that Obama spent the whole game trash talking. He also said Obama’s trash talking is 'eloquent, high-minded, and inspirational.'This is weird, but this is true, it View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1307)