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But all this doesn't matter because Obama keeps pulling away in the polls. Every week, he gets a little more ahead. And with almost all groups. Liberals, of course, always supported him. ... And conservatives like the idea of paying a black man to clean up their mess. To try to steal some of McCain's thunder, Obama went on the 'Bill O'Reilly Show' last night. Anybody catch that? Ooh. I thought O'Reilly was tough, but fair. Cordial. But I didn't like that he was always checking to see if his wallet was still there.
reminiscent of Martin Luther King's famous "I had a Bad Dream" speech.
Tomorrow night Barack Obama is buying a half-hour commercial on CBS, NBC and Fox. Not on ABC, though. I think it is because they've got `Dancing with the Stars.' That's where viewers can watch an elderly person make a fool out of themselves and then get voted out of the competition. Which is completely different from the election, of course. In this election, Obama is so far ahead now it seems the only way he can lose is if his supporters screw it up. But Obama's supporters have a secret weakness. They're Democrats. They are perfectly capable of screwing this up. I'm not sure if Democrats remember how to win an election. They haven't won an election since 2000. Both presidential candidates reacted to the market turmoil today. Barack Obama laid out a detailed five-part plan, but John McCain's plan is much simpler. He’s just going to have his wife fix it. Barack Obama gave a speech in Germany and 200,000 people showed up. There were so many Germans shouting and screaming that France surrendered just in case. A Republican politician form Idaho has endorsed Barack Obama. The last time a Republican switched sides was in an airport men's room. |  |
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| jarrett2014 | obama | 0 | Sep 15 2009, 7:23 PM EDT by jarrett2014 | ||
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barrack obama, michelle obama, and oprah were all on a plan when michelle said she could throw out $100 and make 100 people very hapy, obama trying to be the dominat person said he could throw out $1000 and make 1000 people very happy oprah trying to show off said she could throw out $1000000 and make 1000000 very happy the piliot over heard there conversation and opened a curtain and looked back and said i can throw out all 3 of you @$ out and make half the F****** country happy
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| OBAMAFU | An Obama Limerick (July 24, 2009) | 0 | Jul 29 2009, 7:10 PM EDT by OBAMAFU | ||
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Bamster, you've created a drama:
Mr. Gates and James Crowley's mama (who was quickly replaced by your babble on race)... Who is stupid? Barack H. Obama. 200+ more at www.obamafu.com - and growing!
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| OBAMAFU | An Obama Limericks | 0 | Jul 24 2009, 1:06 PM EDT by OBAMAFU | ||
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"The Islam", Bamster tried to insist,
"had created and made to exist compass, printing and pen..." Could be? Maybe... but then, now Chinese must be really pissed... Our leader kissed Saudi king. On the lips? No, the hand (or the ring…) He'd go for the peach, but he could not have reached through the robe to get hold of the thing... 200+ more at www.obamafu.com - and growing!
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Barack Obama's new Statue of Liberty.pdf (Adobe Portable Document Format - 22k)
posted by rdepuy Nov 10 2008, 10:08 PM EST
Barack Obama's new Statue of Liberty PDF
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posted by rdepuy Nov 9 2008, 3:54 PM EST
Barack Obama New statue of liberty
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