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Really Good Joke PLEASE READ
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Thread started: Sep 10 2009, 2:24 AM EDT
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A man is talking to his friend and says: "I haven't been able to sleep! My neighbors make to much noise! A woman downstairs is always crying, a man is constantly banging his head against the wall, and a old man upstairs is always beating his cane against the floor! I can't stand the noise, so I play the tuba in my room at night."
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"No matter where you go, there you are"
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Monday, 4:42 PM EDT by
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Thread started: Monday, 4:42 PM EDT
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It's always bothered me that this early Steven Wright line gets used in movies, and Mr Wright is never (that I'm aware of) given the credit.
It's in Buckaroo Banzai, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, and Total Recall; and it's in The Brady Bunch Movie as "wherever you go, there you are."
Maybe not as bad as Bill Griffith ("Zippy the Pinhead") never getting proper credit for "Are we having fun yet?" but still.
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Feminist Jokes
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Monday, 2:17 AM EDT by
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Thread started: Oct 5 2008, 4:11 PM EDT
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they never change anything!
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Monday, 2:17 AM EDT
How many Feminazis does it take to dig a mass grave?
Just one, but his genie had better not cheat him on his strength..
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Chuck Norris
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Mar 13 2010, 9:39 AM EST by
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Thread started: Mar 13 2010, 9:39 AM EST
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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? He didn't, it is the road and all traffic on it that crosses the path Chuck Norris's is heading.
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yo mamas so old joke
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Mar 12 2010, 10:37 PM EST by
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Thread started: Feb 26 2010, 8:03 PM EST
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yo mamas so old she new burger king as a prince
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Mar 12 2010, 10:37 PM EST
yo mama so old she sat be hinde jesuss in history class
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train jokes
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Mar 9 2010, 9:25 PM EST by
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Thread started: Mar 9 2010, 9:25 PM EST
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Q. where you can find the biggest rats and cockroaches?
Ans.In the trains only.
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you mama
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Mar 9 2010, 5:17 PM EST by
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Thread started: Mar 9 2010, 5:17 PM EST
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your so fat you make obesty look like anorexia :L
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hah
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Mar 9 2010, 12:42 PM EST by
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Thread started: Nov 17 2009, 6:45 PM EST
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""What's the fastest way to a man's heart?""
"""Through his chest with a sharp knife'"
funny.... a knife you got from the kitchen
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Mar 9 2010, 12:42 PM EST
pmsl i know right
totally proving my point
men arE s t u p i d
Thank U ;D
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Black joke
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Mar 4 2010, 10:22 PM EST by
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Thread started: Mar 4 2010, 10:22 PM EST
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What do you call a black person in a white sleeping bag?
A beef taco
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Black joke
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Mar 4 2010, 10:14 PM EST by
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What do you call a black person in a white sleeping bag?
A beef Taco
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All Race Jokes?
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Mar 4 2010, 8:23 PM EST by
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Thread started: Mar 4 2010, 8:21 PM EST
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What do yoy call two black people having sex with a puerto rican person at the same time?
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Mar 4 2010, 8:23 PM EST
a peanut butter oreo cookie.
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Secret Message
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Mar 1 2010, 11:18 AM EST by
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Thread started: Mar 1 2010, 11:18 AM EST
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איך בין ספּעאַקנג ייִדיש האַהאַ איך בין אַזוי מאָדנע איר וויל קיינמאָל כאַפּן מיר
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Obamas 1st Foreign Visit Speech in London
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Feb 28 2010, 1:05 AM EST by
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Thread started: Feb 2 2009, 5:10 PM EST
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Barack Obama will give his 1st major international speech next month whilst visiting London from behind bulletproof glass.
I think this is very unfair.
Just because he is black doesn't mean he is going to shoot someone!
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Yo mama so ugly
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Feb 27 2010, 11:03 AM EST by
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yo mama so ugly they had to put a picture of her in her car to scare away the burgulars
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yo mamas so fat
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Feb 26 2010, 8:06 PM EST by
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yo mamas so fat her only tansportation is rolling
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yo mamas so old joke
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Feb 26 2010, 8:05 PM EST by
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yo mamas so old she was the one that broke the ten commandments
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search of new friends
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Feb 23 2010, 8:30 PM EST by
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Thread started: Feb 23 2010, 8:30 PM EST
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why your girl friend is not responding to your messages thase days?
My answer is same""
What do you mean?
She is in search of foreigners.
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hello
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Feb 22 2010, 11:07 PM EST by
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Thread started: Feb 22 2010, 11:07 PM EST
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how r u???
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Yo Mama
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Feb 22 2010, 6:30 PM EST by
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Thread started: Feb 22 2010, 6:30 PM EST
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Yo Mama So Old She Sat Behind Jesus In Third Grade
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Yo mama
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Feb 22 2010, 6:40 AM EST by
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Thread started: Feb 22 2010, 6:40 AM EST
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Yo mama so fat in class she sat next to everybody.
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