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The real reason Jesus died on the cross is thatbecause he wanted to appear on a necklace across Chuck Norris's bare chest. The reason God callcalled himself "God" was because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.Chuck
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Mar 15 2010, 6:04 AM EDT |
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The real reason Jesus died on the cross is that he wanted to appear on a necklace across Chuck Norris's bare chest. The reason God call himself "God" was because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris Jokes 5
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Mar 15 2010, 6:02 AM EDT |
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Jesus did not die for our sins on the cross. The real reason is that he wanted to appear on a necklace across Chuck Norris's bare chest. In troubled times, it is said that Jesus saves. But that is only because Jesus knows Chuck Norris will save him.Why
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Chuck Norris Jokes 2
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Mar 15 2010, 6:00 AM EDT |
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Chuck Norris's immune system single-handedly defeated the German army. The rest of the war was just for show.Chuck Norris's hard nipples on a cold day are the best way to cut through diamonds.chuck norris once impaled a man with a single one of his pubesnothing can
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Chuck Norris Jokes 5
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Mar 15 2010, 5:46 AM EDT |
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Chuck Norris's girlfriend who won the Nobel prize.Riddle: 300 Men walk into a bar. They find Chuck Norris drinking a beer, and all 3 of them say "Hi". Why?Because the presence of Chuck Norris divides all men by 100. Jesus did not die for
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Chuck Norris Jokes 5
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Jesus did not die for our sins on the cross. The real reason is that he wanted to appear on a necklace across Chuck Norris's bare chest. In troubled times, it is said that Jesus saves. But that is only because Jesus knows Chuck Norris will save him.Why
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Chuck Norris Jokes 5
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Mar 15 2010, 5:41 AM EDT |
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It was his girlfriend who won the Nobel prize.Riddle: 300 Men walk into a bar. They find Chuck Norris drinking a beer, and all 3 of them say "Hi". Why?Because the presence of Chuck Norris divides all men by 100. In troubled times, it
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Chuck Norris Jokes 5
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Mar 15 2010, 5:39 AM EDT |
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The idea for the helicopter began when Igor Sikorsky watched Chuck Norris roundhouse kick a legion of chimpanzees many times. It was when he himself was roundhouse kicked in the head that the idea finally kicked in.chuck norris built the holspital he was born inchuck norris
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Chuck Norris Jokes 5
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Mar 14 2010, 1:44 AM EST |
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squirrelschimpanzees many times. It was only when he was roundhouse kicked himself that the idea finally kicked in.The term "Reality T.V." was invented when people realized Chuck Norris movies were really Michael Moore Documentaries.Riddle: 300 Men walk into a bar.
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Chuck Norris Jokes 5
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Mar 14 2010, 1:43 AM EST |
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29 May 1953. This is not because there is no Nobel prize for mountain climbing - the highest point on earth in the morning is Chuck Norris's erect penis. Chuck Norris movies are real. Chuck Norris likes doing many takes. Whole populations of east asian countries have become extinct.The
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Mar 14 2010, 1:19 AM EST |
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Why did God call himself "God"? Because the name "Chuck Norris" was already taken.Chuck Norris movies are real. This is why no actor in a Chuck Norris movie has ever won an Oscar. Chuck Norris movies are real. Chuck Norris likes
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Mar 14 2010, 1:15 AM EST |
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This is why no actor in a Chuck Norris likemovie has ever won an Oscar. Chuck Norris movies are real. Chuck Norris likes doing many takes. Whole populations of east asian countries have beenbecome wiped out.extinct.The idea for the helicopter began
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Chuck Norris movies are real. Chuck Norris like doing many takes. Whole populations of east asian countries have been wiped out.The idea for the helicopter began when Igor Sikorsky watched Chuck Norris roundhouse kick a
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Mar 14 2010, 1:01 AM EST |
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The idea for the helicopter began when Igor Sikorsky watched Chuck Norris roundhouse kick a legion of squirrels many times. It was only when he was roundhouse kicked himself that the idea kicked in.The term "Reality T.V." was invented when it
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Chuck Norris Jokes 5
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Mar 13 2010, 9:34 PM EST |
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The term "Reality T.V." was invented when it became apparent that Chuck Norris movies were in fact Michael Moore Documentaries.Riddle: 3300 Men walk into a barbar. toThey find Chuck Norris drinking a beer. Theybeer, sayand "Hi",all then3 300of menthem walk
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Mar 13 2010, 11:25 AM EST |
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In troubled times, it is said that Jesus saves. But that is only because Jesus has the assurance that Chuck Norris will save him.Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? He didn't. Any road and traffic on it crosses the path Chuck Norris is heading. chuck norris
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