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John McCain Jokes by Jay Leno
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Monday is the Westminster Kennel Club's 133rd Annual Dog Show. As you know, these just aren't regular dogs. These dogs are scrutinized and gone over,
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Jay Leno on Joe Biden
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Feb 10 2009, 3:10 PM EST |
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People are sick and tired of the cold weather. Here's how cold it was today in Washington, D.C. Vice President Joe Biden put his foot in his mouth just to keep it warm.Well, there was a big meeting today between Vice
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Jay Leno on the Economy Page 1
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Feb 10 2009, 3:09 PM EST |
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The rest of the country might not know this: Today is Furlough Friday here in California. Furlough Friday, where 200,000 -- the state is so
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Jay Leno on the Economy Page 1
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Feb 10 2009, 3:08 PM EST |
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See, the whole theory behind this salary cap is if you're not performing well, and you're taking taxpayer money, then that should be reflected in lower wages. Of course, under that criteria, everybody in Congress should get like, what, 2 bucks an hour? Hey, listen to
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Obama Family Jokes
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Feb 9 2009, 6:29 PM EST |
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David Letterman on Rod Blagojevich
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Feb 9 2009, 6:00 PM EST |
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David Letterman on Rod Blagojevich
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Feb 9 2009, 5:58 PM EST |
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Late Show - Rod Blagojevich Guest: Part Three I like Blagojevich. He looks like your neighbor who never returns the tools. Blagojevich looks like a guy at K-Mart who says, 'The best we can do is store credit.' Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image Blagojevich
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David Letterman on Rod Blagojevich
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Feb 9 2009, 5:52 PM EST |
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Late Show - Rod Blagojevich Guest: Part Two I like Blagojevich. He looks like your neighbor who never returns the tools. Blagojevich looks like a guy at K-Mart who says, 'The best we can do is store credit.' Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image Blagojevich
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President Obama
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Feb 9 2009, 5:47 PM EST |
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Obama Nominee JokesObama Family JokesClick EasyEdit to add your favorite jokes/videos/cartoons about the 44th President of the United States.Jon Stewart on President ObamaObama: Day 15 Obama's New Church Big 'Bama's House Obama's Smug Little Bubble Qatar Hero Barack Obama: Path to the Presidency Fox News
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Obama Nominee Jokes
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Feb 9 2009, 5:44 PM EST |
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Another one of President Barack Obama's nominees is having tax issues, which proves one thing: The Democrats like raising the taxes, but they hate paying them. President Obama is going to put a salary cap on execs working
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Dick Cheney Jokes
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Feb 9 2009, 5:42 PM EST |
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Dick Cheney Jokes
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Feb 9 2009, 5:40 PM EST |
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Man, here's something chilling. Former Vice President Dick Cheney is now warning that there will be another terrorist attack. He got that information by waterboarding himself.How about that Dick Cheney? He's out of office, but he's still
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David Letterman on Rod Blagojevich
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Feb 9 2009, 5:39 PM EST |
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Hey, how about that Rod Blagojevich? You know who I am talking about? The former governor of Illinois was on the program Tuesday. He looks
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David Letterman on the Economy
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Feb 9 2009, 5:35 PM EST |
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I don't want to just ruin everybody's day, but there is discouraging news everywhere. Unemployment is high. Foreclosure rate is high. Michael Phelps is high. Aren't you tired of bad economic news, ladies and gentlemen? Well, here
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Jay Leno on the Economy Page 1
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Feb 9 2009, 5:34 PM EST |
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Hey, listen to this -- according to 'The Wall Street Journal,' the city of Las Vegas wants to use $2 million worth of the economic stimulus package for neon signs. I just hope it doesn't make the city look tacky. And today, President Obama announced
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Jokes about Democrats
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Feb 9 2009, 5:31 PM EST |
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It came out today that the House Democratic Caucus spent $500,000 of taxpayers' money for retreats at luxury resorts and spas. The Democrats say the
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Obama Nominee Jokes
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Feb 9 2009, 5:27 PM EST |
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Jokes about DemocratsJay Leno on the Obama NomineesThis week in Washington, President Obama took time out from his busy day to read a book to a group of
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Obama Nominee Jokes
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Feb 9 2009, 5:22 PM EST |
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This week in Washington, President Obama took time out from his busy day to read a book to a group of second graders. Did you see that on the news? It was a fairy tale about a cabinet nominee who once paid all his taxes.Welcome to 'The
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Jokes about Democrats
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Feb 9 2009, 5:20 PM EST |
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SNL: Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid Open Jay Leno on DemocratsAnd for the next two weeks, President-elect Barack Obama will be living full-time at a hotel right across the street
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Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 2
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Feb 9 2009, 5:10 PM EST |
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Youl suck as joke tellas!! b@#$hes!Yo mama is so fat, she pisses milk shakes.Yo mama is so fat, when she went to Japan, everyone ran screaming "Godzilla!"Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.Yo momma's so
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