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Jokes about Christ:The Savior
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Jul 30 2007, 6:37 PM EDT |
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I think that he is a bastard born in poverty that got crucified becasue he was a dick to those he preached to.I think that America should not believe in Jesus.Then our society would have jobs instead of wasted churchs around the neighborhood.Please stop buidling
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Jokes about Christ:The Savior
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Jul 29 2007, 3:21 PM EDT |
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You know.... Do you even know God?? He is amazing! Maybe your life sucks because you dont beleive in him! Maybe he dont answer yo
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Jokes about Christ:The Savior
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Jul 13 2007, 4:03 PM EDT |
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I see on the earth.... People dying, and people losing faith because of his cold shoulder. I just want to be able to write whathe is true. I don';t disagree with you. My writings are wrong, but there are of truth.... You erasedthe everything,most whichpathetic is
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Jul 13 2007, 3:42 PM EDT |
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Christ is a fucking bitch....that is dumb ass hell. I think that the bitch needs to be taught appropriate English. His Hebrew tongue is not
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Jul 13 2007, 3:37 PM EDT |
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I don't hate God, but the things that I see on the earth.... People dying, and people losing faith because of his cold shoulder. I
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Jokes about Christ:The Savior
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Jul 11 2007, 3:38 PM EDT |
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house....![Jesus] ...........................Ugh!I sure can't.....uh hold on.....[Caller Number Three] Get a mortgage Next....[Jesus starts writing something down]Employees needed....He trips over the phone and busts his ass..... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------After Jesus fasting in the wilderness......--------------------------------------------------------------------------------I nearly committed suicide......... by fasting........... can I have some food?
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Jokes about Christ:The Savior
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Jul 11 2007, 3:27 PM EDT |
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Jesus seeks employees.... He can't be HOLY alone....[Jesus as a customer representative....]----------------------------------------------------------------------------Hi, It's Jesus...what's your prayer?[another phone rings]........Uh, wait a minute....Uh....yea, this is Jesus....what's your prayer[third phone rings][Now frustrated] This is Jesus, what's your prayer....Uh-Huh.... okay....gotcha.[Phone rings]Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn......Stop Calling ME....!
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Jokes about Christ:The Savior
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Jul 11 2007, 2:33 PM EDT |
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triuestries to teach us about marriage....Do you see, a person can litterally win over Jesus, because he cannot say anything....who is like this bitchy holy...murdered bitch.... Who I say? He needs to answer
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Jul 11 2007, 2:15 PM EDT |
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Do you see, a person can litterally win over Jesus, because he cannot say anything....who is like this bitchy holy...murdered bitch.... Who I say? He needs to answer your prayers, he has
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Jokes about Christ:The Savior
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Jul 11 2007, 2:11 PM EDT |
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glioriglorify such pathetic behavior....When doesn't answer, please consider what I said here.... Take your life in your hands.... the bitch cannot pay yoiur bills.... The btich cannot buy you a house...he cannot shelter you.... He is a worth;less piece of shit,a nd a fucking bastard. Hwho
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Jul 11 2007, 2:11 PM EDT |
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And if anybody comes across this page, I really want to stress the importance of prayer.... Plaese do not waste your time...Pray to the bitch
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Jokes about Christ:The Savior
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Jul 11 2007, 1:56 PM EDT |
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Jesus, the alleged son of God that is suppose to save people, and be the salvation of the world. It amazes me just a little,
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Jul 7 2007, 9:59 PM EDT |
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Why didn't Jesus replace the stone from the tomb when he rose from the dead?----Cause his hands had holes in them.....Thus reducing his strength.....-----------------------------------------------------------------------A party can't be any funny even if Jesus himself was there.........Christ: FOR MY NEXT TRICK.....I AM GOING TO TURN WATER INTO FUNK........-----------------------------------------------------------------------
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Jul 7 2007, 9:48 PM EDT |
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---------------------------------------------------------------------- Please if you want to see mockery of the bastard child.....The bitch ass Jewish freak of nature......The go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBZQfAYfH7s----The site contains all the jokes about CHRIST that was mentioned on Family Guy.......So please do me a favor.......Laugh at the BITCH for me too...... ----Thank you......Family Guy......!
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Jul 7 2007, 9:28 PM EDT |
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is the Lord.....Literally..... lol --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The poor mis-educated, wood plucking, bastard child, of Mary the bitch.... Crucified on the day he thought that he was Lord. I think that Family Guy shows how America mostly feels. Christ is a bitch, and nothing can change that! ----------------------------------------------------------------------
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Jul 7 2007, 5:58 PM EDT |
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Christ is a fucking bitch....that is dumb ass hell. I think that the bitch needs to be taught appropriate English. His Hebrew tongue is not
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Jul 6 2007, 12:37 PM EDT |
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I got so much time on my hands...I got nothing to do......My hair is a mess....I have not wash in 4000,000 years....My ass stanks....The angels left because God was an dirty shitty bastard....That shitty eating pussy doumb ass bastard of a patheitic ass God....
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Jul 6 2007, 10:31 AM EDT |
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praytersprayers won't be answered correctly.... I am just giving you a warning on the bitch and his attitude.... Jehovah a bitch with no life.....--I remember that I saw the bitch on the corner selling his body
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Jul 6 2007, 10:30 AM EDT |
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and his attitude.... Jehovah a bitch with no life.....--I remember that I saw the bitch on the corner selling his body for cash. I said how much for a go..... $0.02 1/2 for a peep show.... Bitch you are more than that aren't you....Guess not.....
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Jul 6 2007, 10:28 AM EDT |
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aall ways....I am Christ....the bastard of Mary and God...Jesus Sucks and his father is an Ignorant AssA bitch is what you see in this picture....God is a stupid Gay ass bitch. I think that he
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