Change: simplyhe uses themit as a cushion while he holds the earth down.] and I started reflecting back [Chuck Norris doesn't reflect, light is simply too afraid to go anywhere near him.] to my Martial Arts career as a fighter [To Chuck Norris, fighting is   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 603)  View all updates.

Change: below.below:Dear Friends [Everyone alive today is friends with Chuck Norris. That is why they are alive today.]:I was lying in bed a couple of months ago [Chuck Norris doesn't lie in bed, simply uses them as a cushion while he holds the earth down.] and   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 597)  View all updates.

Change: a bigger one opens." [When one door closes, Chuck Norris kicks open a bigger one.]God Bless you. [When God sneezes,finishes peoplea say,prayer, "Chuckhe Norrisdoesn't say "amen," blesshe says, "thank you, Chuck you."]Norris."]Sincerely your friend,Chuck Norris   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 545)  View all updates.

Change: [The phrase "he's a lover not a fighter" refers to Chuck Norris, so long as "love" involves being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.]. If I had fought and lost, that may not have been the case.case [Bruce Schneier himself cannot compute the   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 481)  View all updates.

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