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Member since: May 27 2008, 12:44 PM EDT
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Hello, my username is dustpaint!
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MORE ABOUT ME...

I joined this wiki because: I love humor - life's too short to not joke around.

The best word to describe me is: sniper. My friends call me sniper because when I do crack a joke, it is always drop dead hilarious. We have another friend we call machine gun, he always cracking jokes, but they are hit and miss.

Interests:
funny movies, funny people, dwarfs

Favorite movies: 40-year old virgin, dodge ball, deuce biggalow, better off dead, naked guns, dumb and dumber, ace ventura, there's something about mary...

Favorite TV shows:
The Office, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, SNL, Scrubs

My hero(es):
Jim Carrey, Jack Black, Steve Carrel, Ben Stiller, Jon Stewart, Robin Williams, Adam Sandler, the old Eddie Murphy, Mike Meyers

My superpower is:
brain tickling - works well in competitive situations like when your opponent is about to serve

If I could live anywhere, it would be: toss up between the playboy bunny ranch and George Bush's texas ranch - same IQs, same amount of bush

My dream job(s):
  1. oil boy
  2. pool boy
  3. best boy
What else you should know about me: I'm rarely serious.
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Latest page update: Sep 19 2008, 5:17 PM EDT