Change: quote "I mis-DIS-pronunciated a word." again, misDISpronunciated a word. And I was thinking after he got re-elected, "If this is how the president is chose,chosen, I think Frank Caliendo as President could do better with Denis Leary as the Vice President."   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 711)  View all updates.

Change: "If an episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger" changed your life, you might be aredneck." -- Jeff Foxworthy. I like this one. You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet girls. You might be a redneck if your   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 67)  View all updates.

Change: finds a pig and just looks at it. When the pig looks back at Chuck Norris, it instantly tunrs into a barbecue sandwich with colslaw and hushpuppies. Chuck Norris Jokes 1 Chuck Norris Jokes 3 Chuck Norris Jokes 4 Chuck Norris Jokes 5   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1975)  View all updates.