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Chuck Norris Jokes

According to Chuck Norris, these are the only jokes that you'll ever need. Take a look at the best Chuck Norris jokes ever!

But whatever you do, don't laugh at Chuck Norris!

"When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down..."

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The Celebrities, the speeches, the balls (and more!)
Obama Inauguration Jokes

Say Farewell to 2008 and add your own best jokes of the year.
Best Jokes of 2008

It's a crazy world out there. Check out all the latest from the International News Jokes page.

Must Share Jokes ranks the top Late Night hosts!
See the results, then vote for your favorite.

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Political Jokes

What's the difference between a hockey mom and pit bull? You can neuter a pit bull!

Got more political jokes? Add them to our ever- expanding political humor section.

See who else!

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Yo Mama Jokes

Discover and share your favorite Yo' Mama jokes!

Read 'em and weep, mama!

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Sexist Jokes

Speaking of Chuck Norris, have you checked out the sexist jokes page? The battle of the sexes is on!

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Jokes by Famous Comedians

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Confucius say...

Confucius say,

"Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."

Looking for more fortune-cookie humor? Find out what else Confucius say, and add your own Confucius jokes.

Blonde Jokes

The answer on a Blonde's Geometry test.

Read and add to >> Blonde Jokes

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Practical Jokes

Add your own pranks to our how-to guide for practical jokers:

Bar Jokes

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Share your own bar humor on our Bar & Drinking Jokes page.

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Jokes about Death

Journey into the great beyond with a sense of humor.

WANTED >>
More jokes about death

The Darwin Awards

When a stupid death may actually be doing the gene pool a favor...

Jokes for Kids

Learn some jokes to win points with the kids. Keep it clean, people!

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Jokes for Kids

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devraj_2009

commonest qualities

Dec 26 2009, 8:37 PM EST by devraj_2009

Thread started: Dec 26 2009, 8:37 PM EST Watch

Question: What is commonest quality among all living things?
Answer: Attraction towards opposit sex.
Question: What is commonest quality among human being?
Answer: Control of the life partners for not being attracted towards the opposit sex.

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